I live in Boston. After weekends like this one, it's impossible to understand why everyone in the world isn't as obsessed with sports as many of us are. Look at how happy we Bostonians got to be this weekend! Look how much fun we had watching two of the most exciting comebacks in our city's history, within five hours of each other!
But there are definitely those of us who are too obsessed—not just in my city, but everywhere. There are infinite message boards dedicated to the age-old question: Why are people so obsessed with sports? What is that about? Why do they care so much?
There are those of us who care lot. There are those of us who find ourselves in a funk after a loss. There is nothing to be ashamed of; sports-related fan depression is an actual thing.
But light years beyond those rational fans are the people who do the kinds of things on this list.