Parodies: We Don't Know Who's Going Down

David Jacobs by Scribe Written on May 22, 2009
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Everton forward Marouane Fellaini in action during the Premier League  match between Aston Villa and Everton at Villa Park on April 12, 2009 in Birmingham, England.  (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images) (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

Couldn't resist writing a parody about the season as a whole. I'm just glossing over a few things in this one. I have a link to the tune below which is a
backing track to "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" by Fall Out Boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_MjY8uz9sY

I shall be back soon with a parody about a funny FA Cup moment during the
run-up to the final. In the words of Rolf Harris:

"Can you tell what it is yet?"

No giveaways until I've written it :P Sorry.

In the meantime, here's the end of the season in a nutshell:

 

This is more than we bargained for yet.
We'd be lying if we could just guess who is gonna win.
Just who will get three points this week?
Tight as your as$, this season's top league table.
It's now a cup for United but FA knew that all along.
(Cup for United but FA knew that all along).

Dropping down, making names.
There's been strange scores
And betting on the wrong teams.

(Chorus)
This season's turned round
On its head upside down.
We don't know who's going down fighting.
There's been Fellaini's hair, let's all pull it.
A hairdo so complex, frizzy Ruud Gullit.
(x 2)

This is more than we bargained for yet.
Oh don't mind me.
I'm watching two teams from the top four
Wishing to be the biggest group of cheats.
Isn't it messed up
How I'm just trying to stir it.
It's now a cup for United but FA knew that all along.
(Cup for United but FA knew that all along).

Dropping down, making names.
There's been strange scores
And betting on the wrong teams.

(Chorus)
This season's turned round
On its head upside down.
We don't know who's going down fighting.
There's been Fellaini's hair, let's all pull it.
A hairdo so complex, frizzy Ruud Gullit.
(x 2)

Turned round
On its head upside down.
We don't know who's going down fighting.
There's been Fellaini's hair, let's all pull it.
A hairdo so complex, frizzy Ruud Gullit.

This season's turned round
On its head upside down.
We don't know who's going down fighting.
There's been Fellaini's hair, let's all pull it.
A hairdo so complex, frizzy Ruud Gullit.

This season's turned round.
(Turned round)
(Turned round)
(Turned round)
This season's turned round.
(Turned round)
A hairdo so complex, frizzy Ruud Gullit.

This season's turned round
On its head upside down.
We don't know who's going down fighting.
There's been Fellaini's hair, let's all pull it.
A hairdo so complex, frizzy Ruud Gullit.

 

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