A wise man named Ron Swanson once said that one of the beauties of living in a free democracy is that you have the privilege to eat garbage and balloon up to 600 pounds. You are free to do so.
It's beautiful, in a way—although highly inadvisable.
Just because they're selling steak parfaits and bratwurst foie gras at the concession stand doesn't mean you have to put it in your face.
With that in mind, the following are a number of culinary monstrosities being peddled at stadiums across the United States and Canada. You can choose to engage and avoid these greasy targets as you see fit, although you can't say you haven't been warned.
They are filthy and far from carb-conscious. They are the most insanely unhealthy stadium foods ever invented, and you will be starving by the time this is over.