Recently it came to my attention that school spirit videos are a thing that exist online. As someone who went to high school in the 90s, this idea was (and still is) very foreign to me.
Having school spirit is something I understand, for the most part. I didn't have any of it in high school, nor did I hang around people who did, but eventually I embraced the spectacle in college.
Of course, that's when having school spirit meant wearing PITT sweatpants and drinking in the parking lot of Heinz Field during football games. Stuff I was happy to do, but not proud enough of to record and upload to YouTube.
Well...times have changed. Apparently these days you don't exist unless there are heaps of photographic and video evidence of said existence littering the interwebs. And I say littering with purpose, as most of the evidence is total garbage.
Initially I was going to rank these hilariously ridiculous videos, but there's really no way to quantify the ranking. Each is an embarrassing mockery in its own unique way.
Like a snowflake. A really stupid snowflake...set to music...and probably walking backwards.
So let's just jump right in.