Out of the pool, kiddos. It's time for Bleacher Report's adult swim.
This is the time of the day where us old farts (read: people over the age of 22) reminisce upon the good old days—back when pro athletes were older than us, the Hornets were based in Charlotte and Surge was a delicious drink, not an NBA forward (I know the spelling is different).
Put simply, the following is a collection of sports facts and observations that will make 20-somethings and 30-somethings feel like geezers.
We're not the cutting edge of the youth anymore, people—but it's okay. These 19-year-old pro athletes might have millions of dollars in contract money, but they'll never know the joy of Pogs.