There’s a new Batman movie coming out. But in an attempt to make it timelier, the movie has been completely re-shot and re-cast.
But, one key part, Batman, is left un-cast as of right now and it is unknown if it will be cast in time.
Two-Face, AKA Harvey Dent, will be played by Clay Bennett.
He was cast because of his proficiency in speaking out of both sides of his mouth. He told the poor people of Seattle that he was negotiating in good faith (what a joke.) But it did land this retarded “Okie” in a feature film so he does deserve some credit.
Two-Face “campaigned” to keep the Sonics in Seattle. I see it this way: He sets up a meeting with city, county, or state big-wigs. He comes in, knowingly makes a fool of himself basically “sabatoging” any chance at getting help, and then pins the blame on the local government.
Bravo! Encore! But we need a supporting actor to really make this work.
Enter the Joker.
The Joker, re-cast from Heath Ledger’s depiction (God rest is soul), is now NBA Commissioner David Stern.
He worked hand in hand with Two-Face on this boondoggle. But, in true villainous fashion, Two-Face double crossed his ally.
In an email to David Stern, Bennett wrote that Stern was one of the best people he had ever met and that he had no idea why members of his ownership group were making claims that they never intended to keep the team in Seattle.
But in private emails to other partners, he sounds like a school girl who just learned to IM.
The subject line of one of the obtained emails Bennett wrote stated, “the OKLAHOMA CITY SONIC BOOM (or maybe SONIC BOOMERS!) baby!!!!!!!!!!"
And Mark Cuban is the bane of Stern’s existence?
The finale of this picture is yet to be written. What is the Joker going to do about the perceived double cross? Will Two Face get away with this atrocity?
And most importantly, is there a Batman on the horizon that will save the day, and the Sonics as well?
Stay Tuned!
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