Hutch's Sit Down Comedy: Discussing This Week In the NFL (HUMOR)

Brian HutchisonCorrespondent IMay 9, 2009

So, the St Louis Rams just recently dropped their best linebacker, Pisa Tinoisamoa. This move really confuses me. They admitted the 6’1, 240 lbs. linebacker just wasn’t big enough for their new scheme.

I’m going to make it my business to call them out on this. How are you judging players when you say big? Because the player who is expected to take over for him, Chris Draft, is only 5’11, 236 lbs. I mean the only reason I could think of why he was cut was because the rest of the people in the organization were tired of trying to pronounce his name.

But that my friends, is what the point of a nickname is. Think about, if everyone would just start calling him something like Pisa Pizza, they would not only have a guy with a sweet nickname, but then they wouldn’t have to release their best linebacker!

Who else is sick of hearing about Brett Favre? I mean, will he ever just go away? The most recent report from is, "If you put your finger in (Favre's) shoulder it goes right through." That’s disgusting, Brett.

I mean for a guy they call the Iron Man, being able to poke my finger right through you isn’t a good sign. My finger is about 4” tall and weighs as much as a nickel. If that’s poking through you I wouldn’t even want to watch what would happen if you got hit by a guy like Ray Lewis. I mean, would you blow up, or just kind of crumble to the ground in pieces? Either way, I think that may be some sort of sign that your playing days might be over, Iron Man.

Lions running back, Kevin Smith, has recently said on his blog,, That the team "will definitely make the playoffs this season".  After reading this statement my jaw dropped. but after reading his next statement, it completely fell off its hinges.

"Believe it or not we weren't far off last year. Almost every game we could have won."

I am very excited to see the enrollment numbers to Smith’s college alum, University of Central Florida. If I was a father about to send my son or daughter off to UCF, I would seriously be questioning the legitimacy of their professors.  I mean, he was only a rookie last year, could his brain seriously be this damaged already?

You were the first team in NFL history to not win a single game over the course of an entire season!  Maybe playing for the Lions was just too much for this young kid to handle. I can imagine it was a very tough experience to go through.