Popular Songs Altered for an NFL Twist (Humor)

Jessica Simpson - "These Boots are Made for Walking"

Covering (you guessed it) the Dallas Cowboys:

You keep sayin' you're going to win.

Well, Tony Romo, I ask when?

You have all the best talent, in the league.

I can't possibly imagine, what else you need.

If you keep choking, this won't fly.

The Boys' will keep losing, and I will cry.

My boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.

If you keep on choking, I'm gonna' walk all over you.

R. Kelly - "I Believe I Can Fly"

Covering the Arizona Cardinals:

I used to think that we could never win.

And the playoffs will never be happenin'.

But now I know the true meaning of an underdog.

We made it to the Bowl' and we get snubbed.

Did that referee really make that call?

That sent me back home to the rodeo hall.

I believe we can soar.

I believe Fitz can always score.

On any single play that he wants to.

Just fly down the field passed you know who.

I believe we can soar.

Beach Boys - "Surfin' USA"

Covering the Miami Dolphins:

If everybody ran the wildcat.

In the NFL.

Then everybody'd be like the Dolphins.

What the hell?

You see them running that college formation.

I hope I don't sound like I am hatin'.

But with that pick of White, Pat.

I don't have to cheat to realize that.

You will be using that play to the max.

And you'll be losin' in the NFL!

You're team isn't good and Brady's back.

You had a fluke year and that's a fact.

Keep runnin' that play and you will see.

We'v figured that out, so what if we had to cheat.

And you'll be losin' in the NFL!

P. Diddy - "Bad Boys for Life"

Covering the Cincinnati Bengals:

I'm the definition of half football and half jail.

I'm either going out for the pass, or i'm waiting for my bail.

You ask if i'm a good team and I'll say yup.

My only problem is that I'm probably locked up.

I have a good QB, throwing to Ochocinco.

But when it comes to my D, you don’t even want to know.

We got some nice players, rockin' the stripes.

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