Popular Songs Altered for an NFL Twist (Humor)

Brian HutchisonCorrespondent IMay 9, 2009

Jessica Simpson - "These Boots are Made for Walking"

Covering (you guessed it) the Dallas Cowboys:

You keep sayin' you're going to win.

Well, Tony Romo, I ask when?

You have all the best talent, in the league.

I can't possibly imagine, what else you need.

If you keep choking, this won't fly.

The Boys' will keep losing, and I will cry.

My boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.

If you keep on choking, I'm gonna' walk all over you.

R. Kelly - "I Believe I Can Fly"

Covering the Arizona Cardinals:

I used to think that we could never win.

And the playoffs will never be happenin'.

But now I know the true meaning of an underdog.

We made it to the Bowl' and we get snubbed.

Did that referee really make that call?

That sent me back home to the rodeo hall.

I believe we can soar.

I believe Fitz can always score.

On any single play that he wants to.

Just fly down the field passed you know who.

I believe we can soar.

Beach Boys - "Surfin' USA"

Covering the Miami Dolphins:

If everybody ran the wildcat.

In the NFL.

Then everybody'd be like the Dolphins.

What the hell?

You see them running that college formation.

I hope I don't sound like I am hatin'.

But with that pick of White, Pat.

I don't have to cheat to realize that.

You will be using that play to the max.

And you'll be losin' in the NFL!

You're team isn't good and Brady's back.

You had a fluke year and that's a fact.

Keep runnin' that play and you will see.

We'v figured that out, so what if we had to cheat.

And you'll be losin' in the NFL!

P. Diddy - "Bad Boys for Life"

Covering the Cincinnati Bengals:

I'm the definition of half football and half jail.

I'm either going out for the pass, or i'm waiting for my bail.

You ask if i'm a good team and I'll say yup.

My only problem is that I'm probably locked up.

I have a good QB, throwing to Ochocinco.

But when it comes to my D, you don’t even want to know.

We got some nice players, rockin' the stripes.

But when it comes down to it, I'm still a bad boy for life!

Queen - "We Are the Champions"

Covering the Pittsburgh Steelers:

We'v won our rings.

That makes six.

We make black and yellow look good.

And we get chicks.

Losing seasons.

We'v had a few.

But we are great for many reasons.

Winning is just what we do.

We are the champions - my friends.

And we'll keep on playing - till' the end.

We are the champions.

No time for losers, Cause we are the champions.

Of the world!

Brian Hutchison - "Off the Top of My Head"

Covering the New York Giants:

I still can't get over that Super Bowl game.

Yes, I'm a Pats fan, can you feel my pain?

We were perfect the entire way.

Then came the most unbelievable play.

What ever happened, to the guy who caught that ball?

Is he still in the league? Or did he fall?

It's ok. I'm not bitter anymore.

You guys deserved it. It was a fair call.

All I have to say is wait til' this year to start.

Brady's back, and his passes are a form of art.

Get your squad ready. Ready for battle.

Hop on your horses and strap up the saddle!


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