WTF is Sheamus doing Brogue Kicking people’s problems? Why is Nikki Bella in a wheelchair? Is CM Punk the best Jedi in the world?
Maybe it’s coincidence, or maybe it’s just meant to be. But WWE personalities can’t shy away from peculiar, albeit entertaining, news bits.
Remember when Sheamus was a WWE champion upon dipping his toe in the main-roster water? Those days are long gone, as the Celtic Warrior can now be found in a series of 1-800-FELLA vignettes. In these random sequences, help is just a Brogue Kick away. Sadly, the same cannot be said about Sheamus’ next world title run.
E’s Total Divas reality show is set to feature real-life relationships between WWE Superstars and the Divas who date them, among other she-devil shenanigans. This will likely end speculation that those photos of Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella together were photoshopped.
Fifteen years ago marked one of the most iconic WWE pay-per-views of the Attitude Era. WWE King of the Ring 1998 saw Stone Cold Steve Austin drop the WWE Championship to Kane, only to regain the title the very next night. Something else happened on that pay-per-view that may or may not have been of note. Rain check.
All this, and is Daniel Bryan seriously dating Brie Bella? Seems like a cruel trick to inspire Internet wrestling fans to overachieve with women.