Juan's going here, Jordi is going there and Luis is definitely not going there.
No way. Not ever.
Yes, we're well into the transfer rumours season now, which means so much nonsense is floating around that it's hard to work out what anything actually means.
La Liga is no different, and despite the fact that most players—apart from those at Real Madrid and Barcelona—have their prices, not everything is believable.
The following slides take a look at some of the stories that have hit the papers recently and attempt to break down whether there's any truth to the rumours.