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Philadelphia Phils vs. New York Mets: Ahhh, That's Not Nice

Flattish Poe
May 1, 2009

Last night I had to babysit my nephews so I didnโ€™t get to see all of the 7-4 loss first hand (I know, great aunts make for bad fans) but I wanted to share something anyway.ย 

As weโ€™re hanging out at my sisterโ€™s house, her boys start fighting which is a pretty common occurrence.ย  They have testosterone and mutual hatred for each other so sometimes they come to blows.ย 

So as theyโ€™re brawling, I get nervous and decide to intervene, then I try to negotiate and beg, and finally attempt to bribe them to stop until Iโ€™m so frustrated that I turn to my husband and yell for his help.ย  Hereโ€™s what he says.

โ€œFight nice, boys.โ€

Thatโ€™s it.ย  Thatโ€™s how he takes care of it.ย 

Now we all know about the Mets/Phils rivalry.ย  Itโ€™s widely broadcast not to mention manicured.ย ย  And why not?ย  As humans we tend to get more motivated to watch an opposition we hate then to admire a team we love.ย 

And the media knows that too, thatโ€™s why they play off it.ย  Itโ€™s helpful in two ways: it gets people to the ballpark and it sells hotdogs.ย  Everybody wins (except the cows).

So I wonโ€™t lecture about how mean everyone is being even though I know you think my favorite Hawaiian was mocking Jose Reyes last year. ย Yeah, he pointed, you canโ€™t deny it; they got it on tape (something I wish I had around when my child blames the dog).ย 

But people suffer from lack of judgment now and then, just like when my stepson threw-up in his room and sucked it up with my vacuum.ย  I set him straight, just like Shaneโ€™s roomies did.ย  But the clapping at third I think was shear enthusiasm, and you know Shane has that.ย 

And I know everyone in New Yorkโ€™s upset because Jimmyโ€™s always right and Cole was baited into examining a part of the past New Yorkerโ€™s just want to forget, but as Charlie Manuel might say, โ€œWe canโ€™t change the past.โ€ย 

So before someone throws out the ball in game two of this series I have one piece of advice.

Fight nice, boys.