Sorry, but you East Coast sports fans just wouldn't understand.
Step into my world for a second as we embark on sunshine and beach balls, early tailgate times and Mount Davis glory. Yes, we will talk about the good and bad that come with being a West Coast sports fan.
Of course, this is far from an all-encompassing breakdown of every single aspect that differentiates the West Coast experience.
I would love to hear what you think are the biggest differences between this part of the sports world and everywhere else.
Now let's break down our dirty little secrets.