Note for this first issue: Only the main event and promo's will be shown from each show, in next week's, ALL matches will be written
Also: ECW is intentionally not featured this week: It will be featured next week however.
Summer Slam:
King: Well Michael, it's time for Raw's main event, the Elimination Chamber!!!!
Cole: Yes, King, Six brave men have chosen to risk their careers for the WWE Championship.
King: Well, yes, but the most unusual thing is that General Manager Vickie Guerrero elected to move the Elimination Chamber match from No Way Out to Summer Slam.
Cole: Vickie's explanation for this hasn't been much aside for it being "for the fans" but I feel that there may be something nefarious afoot
King: Oh, Cole, don't be so paranoid!!! Plus, what can she be planning??? Ever since the Big Show and her split up, she's been on her own.
Cole: Well you do have a point but remember that they just recently split up.
King: Speaking of Big Show, here he comes!!!
Big Show's Titantron video hits with his music, he is the first to enter the chamber, he enters his cell
Batista's video hits and the crowd goes wild he makes his way to the Elimination Chamber
Cole: Batista failed to defeat Randy Orton at Judgment Day but hasn't given up his chase for the WWE Championship. He has made a vow to win this title or take Randy down with him.
King: Yea, Batista is setting up a bulls eye on Randy Orton and his title.
Batista makes his way into his cell and is locked in...he and Big Show have a dramatic staredown
Matt Hardy's video comes on and he is immediately hit with a wave of boos, he easily shrugs them off.
Cole: Matt Hardy snuck into this title match when he injured MVP, who had won his right to the match, he--
King: Now come on Michael, MVP should have known that a title match sets just as much of a target on your chest as the WWE title does.
Cole: That may be right King, but attacking someone in their own home in front of their family is taking it WAAAY too far.
Matt gets locked into his cell, he is unable to wipe away a sickening grin even while Batista stares a hole in his chest.
John Cena breaks out onto the stage, showered by cheers and boos.
Cole: John Cena lost his World Heavyweight Title to Edge at Backlash and after recovering from his injuries, he is back here to claim what he says is his.
King: Cena has been able to back what he says... but with a crowd of guys like this, Batista, Big Show, who was the man who put him through a search light... I'm not sure I like anyone's chances.
Cole: Cena did not get a assigned a cell so he will start off this match in the ring
Cena and Big Show have a very awe inspiring Stare Down, it is very clear that Cena hasn't forgotten what Show did to him at Backlash.
Triple H's music comes on and the crowd shoots up with cheer.
Triple H prepares to do his first water spray.
Cole: Triple H recovered from the punt to the head that he suffered at Backlash from Randy Orton, but sadly for Orton, that punt didn't knock out any memories...
King: Yeah Cole, Triple H swore that he would destroy Randy Orton, WAIT WHAT IS THIS!?
Edge comes out from behind Triple H, he hits him with a chair, uses the stage and the chair to make an improv con-chair-to on Triple H
Cole: Edge just came out here and took out Triple H... whats going to happen to the match? We are now missing a combatant.
King: Wait Michael, I think I know what Edge is doing, yea he's using the Money In The Bank contract that he beat C.M. Punk for back after losing the World Heavyweight Title to the Undertaker at Night Of Champions.
Cole: Do you think that this is why Vickie moved the Chamber match to tonight?
Lilian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is official, due to Triple H's inability to respond, Edge is now in the Elimination Chamber match.
The crowd shows their huge anger with Edge by drowning him with boos
Edge enters what was Triple H's cell and puts his rabid face back on while he bolts his eyes from Big Show to Batista and everyone else
Randy Orton steps on to the stage and stomps on Triple H who hasn't been moved from the stage for some reason
Cole: What a evil stomp from Randy Orton to Triple H, why hasn't he been cleared from the stage!?
King: The EMT must be moving a little slow Cole, don't worry
Cole: I'm not worried, I'm appalled that he would do such a thing
King: This is Randy Orton we're talking about Cole!
Cole: I guess you're right King, best get ready as this match is underway with Randy Orton and John Cena starting this one off.
Randy and Cena lock up with Orton kicking Cena into bending over, he throws an uppercut in Cena's face.
Randy attempts to toss Cena into the ropes but Cena reverses and clotheslines Orton with the power of a bus, Cena then begins to pound Orton's face into the mat.
Orton blocks and gets back up, the lights go black and we see the lights flashing over the cells, Matt Hardy is in the match
Matt Hardy starts off by grabbing Cena's head and slamming it into the ground, he then begins to mock Cena's "you can't see me" arm wave until he remembers that Orton is in there with him after being hit from behind.
It appears Matt remembers Randy's assault on him when Jeff was chasing the title back in '07 because he goes crazy attacking him, all Orton can do is attempt to block the un-ending blows that come his way.
Matt is still pounding on Orton until Cena grabs him and throws him over the ropes onto the steel flooring on the other side, Matt writhes in pain as his back goes splat on the floor.
The lights go black again and we eventually see that Big Show is released from his cell, all eyes turn to him as Orton and Cena charge him only to be thrown to the side like dolls.
Orton and Cena are clawing at Show's feet as Matt leaps from the turnbuckle as drives his elbow into Show's head, it seems to knock him out as he falls to his face.
Orton wants to pin Show but he can't turn him over to his back, it's then there that Cena picks Orton up and throws him into the corner.
Matt tries to get a bulldog on Cena but he ducks, Matt eventually runs into Orton. Their bodies slamming together, they fall to the ground.
Cena picks up Hardy and tosses him over the ropes again... it seems that he doesn't take him seriously in this match.
The lights go out again, and we see Batista is out of his cell. He lays out Hardy who was outside of his cell, and lays out everyone who is in the ring, Big Show has finally gotten back to his feet and tosses Batista out of the ring, and then follows him.
Big Show begins to pummel Batista with right and left hands, but Batista shoots up and drives his shoulder in for a spear...Show's head hits the steel in a rough fashion and it appears that he's out cold AGAIN.
Back in the ring, Orton has fled Cena and is next to Edge's cell, we get a close-up and see that Edge is literally clawingat the inside of his cell, begging to get in the match. This behavior seems odd from Edge.
In response to Edge's clawing, Orton spits on the cell door, and gets back in the ring, he doesn't want to be near Edge when he gets out. He is met by a flying Hardy who brings a Kane-like flying tackle on him.
We see that Batista has been working on getting Show's body to stay between his legs for a few minutes, then Batista uses all his strength to lift up the Big Show, the slams him forward through the glass of one of the cells. Show is cut up badly, bleeding from his back and face.
Batista drags Show's lifeless body from the cell so that his shoulder's are flat and pins him for an Easy 3 Count, first elimination of the night.
Hardy is shown pulling a cell door open, he then rushes in and closes the door, effectively blocking himself from anyone, but Batista doesn't like that, he starts pounding on the cell door.
Cena and Orton are back at brawling until the lights flash again, Edge is the last one who can leave and he charges out, he spears Cena, tosses Orton out of the ring, and smashes Batista into the chain wall of the chamber.
Edge wants to get at Hardy, but can't break the cell door with his foot, so he grabs Show, slowly lifts him up and motions him over to the door where he uses him as a battering ram and breaks the door, Hardy is pinned by Show's body and the other side of the cell.
Edge gets back on Batista, he slams his face into the other cell, over and over and over until Batista is bleeding. Batista is then tossed into the ring and pinned, 1, 2, he lifts his shoulder, Edge's grin becomes a look of peril.
Edge gets ready to spear Batista, he runs to him only to be caught by Batista in his legs... Batista lifts Edge up for a Batista Bomb and hits it... then Cena shoves Batista and gets Edge for a Attitude Adjustment, the crowd is eating this punishment on Edge up.
Batista doesn't take the shove well and gets into a verbal fight with Cena, they start to yell at each other until Matt Hardy spins Cena, Orton spins Batista. Matt hits his Twist of Fate, and Orton hits his RKO on Batista...there can't be two pins so Matt and Randy start brawling.
Orton gets tossed over the ropes and Matt pins Batista... 1,2,3...Batista is out.
Matt is gloating over eliminating Batista for a while, no one is up, Randy is holding his back...Cena is holding his face and Edge is holding his everything.
Matt chooses to stalk his prey from the turnbuckle as he climbs up it. Cena gets to his knees and Hardy hits the leg drop from the second turnbuckle, for some reason he just goes off to attack Edge who is somehow getting up.
After Matt raises Edge, Edge grabs Hardy by the hair and grinds his face in the chain. Edge walks off and gets ready to spear Cena. He connects and eliminates Cena, you can hear half the crowd cheering and the other half booing.
Orton grabs Hardy a is in the midst of RKO'ing him as Edge hits a spear in the middle of it, thus hitting Orton and sending some impact to Hardy, Edge then pins Orton and gets the 3 count...everyone cheers. Hardy gets up and the two duke it out...
Fists fly, hits land, eventually they have fought to the cells again... Edge falls back onto the cell, Hardy runs and jumps onto Edge sending them both through the cell door.
Edge is open-eyed and screaming in pain... it's looking like Hardy used Edge as a cushion and isn't making a reaction. Hardy then drags Edge into the ring and hits the Twist of Fate... 1,2, EXCUSE ME!!!!!
Vickie Guerrero officially declares that Matt Hardy has been disqualified from the Match after a finding of "Illegal" items in his bag. Hardy yells that it isn't his, but Vickie won't have it...the crowd doesn't know if they should cheer that Hardy lost, or they should boo because Edge won. The Pay-Per-View ends as we see a close up of Edge's face as he is just registering what he just heard from Vickie.
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