Brad Miller: Worst Player on the Court or in History?

In yet another classic game between the Bulls and Celtics, Bulls center Brad Miller proved me a prophet by being the main reason for Chicago's demise. 

In 18 minutes of action, Miller posted five points, four rebounds, two assists, and three turnovers—bad turnovers.

It seemed at times as if Miller thought he could pass the ball through defenders' stomachs, and all three turnovers turned into quick Boston points. 

He had his chance to escape the goat role, as he had a wide open lane to drive through with three seconds remaining in regulation and his team down two. Miller "sprinted" toward the hoop, went up with a finger roll and...air-ball. 

But wait!

Turns out Miller was slapped in the face by Rajon "Greatest Point Guard Alive" Rando, and he received a luxury of two free throws with two seconds on the clock. 

After a long pause in the game to clean his mouth of blood, Miller took his "bad-as-I-wanna-be" attitude to the free throw line, took but two dribbles on the floor, and...clank. 

Okay, he missed the first—no time to panic! Just miss the next one, hitting the rim, so someone has a chance to tap it in for the tie to end the game!

(On a side note, with Miller shooting 13-for-34 on the series, you would figure that a wide-open miss would be right up his alley...right?)

"Naaah," says Miller, "What fun would it be to have a chance at winning?"

In a fitting end to the fiasco that was the drive, foul, and free throws, Miller hits absolutely nothing on the next one, turning it over to the Celtics. 

Considering Jesus Christ does NOT play for the Bulls, the game was over with a simple inbound pass, sending the series back to Chicago for a must-win Game Six. 

If Vinny Del Negro wants any chance at sending it to a deciding seventh game, he would be wise to keep Miller's minutes in the single digits. 

Miller's most acclaimed skill is his ability to dish the ball out like a seven-foot point guard. Well, I don't care what Doug Collins says anymore, I would rather see Family Guy's greased-up deaf guy handle the ball than Miller. 

So far in this series, Miller has totaled six assists. That pales in comparison to his best stat so far this postseason—15 turnovers. 

Correct me if I am wrong, but I do not think Bulls fans are supposed to groan when they hear, "Brad Miller has just checked into the game."

I also don't believe the man in the middle should be hitting the floor more than his 10-foot jumper, dribbling the ball off his knees with no one around him, and getting bullied by a ginger with a headband. 

It is too bad Brad Miller lost his tooth in his last appearance, because he has also lost the trust of his fans.