Sports jokes have a shelf life that lasts about as long as the average American Idol winner.
When athletes make fools of themselves, get in trouble or get arrested, nobody can stop talking about them for a while. They are the top story on SportsCenter, Around the Horn, CNN, ABC, SNL, NPR and everything else you might see, hear or click on.
And just as quickly, they are forgotten. Or at least they should be.
Even the most laughable sports scenario gets old after a while, yet some of us just won't let these jokes die like they should have months—or in some cases, years—ago.
Here are some jokes you should stop making ASAP.