Here a shot, there a shot. Everywhere a nutshot.
Taking the occasional pasting to the pill box is an unfortunate part of life as a man in this cruel world. As a guy, I've always known the potential for damage occurring to my cash and prizes lurks around every corner, but like terrorism, I’ve always refused to live in fear and let the potential for testicular disaster dictate the way I live my life.
That being said, it’s going to be a lot harder for me to maintain that naive courage after this slideshow.
Ranking a bevy of sports nutshots isn’t exactly the kind of work that will land me a staff position at The Atlantic any time soon, but it needs to be done for the greater public good and well-being of the men and boys of this world.
So know this—if you ever find yourself in a situation that even feels like one of the following scenarios, remember the three C’s:
Curl up, crouch and cower.