No news is real news in this Wednesday edition of the B/R World Football Gossip Roundup.
Edinson Cavani is off to PSG (or Manchester City), except that he isn't.
Real Madrid are willing to pay big for Gareth Bale, but we don't know how much.
Meanwhile, Radamel Falcao is heading to Chelsea, or at least that's what they believe.
All that and more inside. Keep reading for all the details.