ESPN 2 was created in part to broadcast some of the less mainstream sports. The sports in this article likely wouldn't have made the cut. Nor for an ESPN 3 if it existed. Nor 4. No, these unique sports would find a home on the theoretical ESPN 15...or thereabouts.
But readers, I don't care to overspend my strangeness budget with you. So in order to keep us all grounded and not too far off the cable box from ESPN 1 or 2, allow me to speculate as to which mainstream athletes would excel in each of these otherworldly sporting events.
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