As of March 17, Kobe had 1,713,000 followers to be precise, putting him amongst the NBA's social media elite.
That's pretty good for an athlete, but he can't compare to the major players in geopolitics.
POTUS Barack Obama (28.4 million followers) is the political king of Twitter.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! twitter.com/BarackObama/st…— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) March 17, 2013
Ah yes, there's no better way to celebrate St. Paddy's Day than to hoist a lovely pint of Guinness with two pasty-faced Irish lads.
Other heads of state who are more popular than Kobe include: deceased Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez (4.2 million followers), President Abdullah Gul of Turkey (2.9 million), Queen Rania of Jordan (2.6 million), President Dilma Rousseff of Brazil (1.8 million) and Argentine President Cristina Fernandez De Kirchner (1.7 million).
That's a pretty short list, putting Kobe behind just five living political leaders. It's especially impressive considering that among the 164 countries that have a head of state, 75 percent of them tweet (per Digital Policy Council).
Pope Francis (@pontifex), who has been on the job for less than a week, tweeted exactly once and has already outpaced Kobe (the Pope has nearly 2 million followers on Twitter).
Dear friends, I thank you from my heart and I ask you to continue to pray for me.Pope Francis.— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) March 17, 2013
Plus, he's got a pretty cool handle.
While Kobe is one of the best basketball players of all time, you would think being the leader of a nation would have more currency in the Twitterverse.
But you have to be someone special to garner more "tweeps" than Bryant. Just being a president, prime minister or queen won't cut it.
While Mamba does have a couple of presidential tweeters nipping at his heels in terms of followers, he can rest assured he'll always be a better baller than them.
Here are the top world leaders who came up short of Vino.
Colombia: Juan Manuel Santos, @JuanManSantos, 1,702,000 followers.
Cafeteros de Colombia ustedes tienen Presidente. En Chinchiná renuevo mi compromiso con cafeteros. twitter.com/JuanManSantos/…— Juan Manuel Santos (@JuanManSantos) February 6, 2013
Juan Manuel Santos is not, in fact, meeting with ad icon Juan Valdez. He's renewing his commitment to the cafeteros, Colombia's all-important coffee growers. It appears his cup runneth over. No, seriously, stop pouring!
Mexico: Enrique Peña Nieto, @EPN, 1,702,000 followers
Vamos a abrir México al mundo y vamos a traer el mundo a México. Es tiempo de convertirnos en potencia turística.— Enrique Peña Nieto (@EPN) February 14, 2013
Enrique Peña Nieto is an avid tweeter, and he shared a devious plan with all of his followers: "Let's open Mexico to the world and we will bring the world to Mexico. It is time to become tourist power" (per Google translate).
World, Mexico is open. You're on notice. And escape is impossible.
United Arab Emirates: Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, @HHShkMohd, 1,591,000 followers
Water is life.. and the quality of water is the quality of life.. and its safety is the safety of all members of a society— HH Sheikh Mohammed (@HHShkMohd) March 10, 2013
His Highness Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum has some cryptic opinions and sounds like he may have seen Waterworld too many times. He also shares a title with Snoop Lion.
Malaysia, Mohd Najib Tun Razak, @NajibRazak, 1,366,000 followers
Mohd Najib Tun Razak is all over social media! It's funny, because you wouldn't think it after looking at him.
Chile: Sebastian Pinera, @sebastianpinera, 994,000 followers
Heredamos un mal sistema de acreditación de la educación superior, que no garantizó la calidad ni evitó la corrupción.— Sebastian Piñera (@sebastianpinera) January 8, 2013
Sebastian Pinera has some tough news for anyone with a degree from a Chilean university: "We inherited a bad system of accreditation of higher education, which did not guarantee quality or prevent corruption" (per Google translate).
Oh well. Those four years at Santiago State U were still a blast!
Russia: Dmitry Medvedev, @MedvedevRussiaE, 550,000 followers
Warmest greetings to all our wonderful women on this spring holiday! instagram.com/p/WksKJkg_JX/— Dmitry Medvedev (@MedvedevRussiaE) March 7, 2013
Dmitry Medvedev loves the ladies so much, he sends them flowers on Instagram. Smooth.
France: François Hollande, @fhollande, 531,000 followers
François Hollande insists that he "will continue to visit the institute trades Clermont-Ferrand in meeting the apprentice hairdressers" (per Google translate).
Well, no one said being the president of France would be easy.
India: Manmohan Singh, @PMOIndia, 477,000 followers
FACT: How states are becoming more equal in GDP growth over the last few years - twitter.com/PMOIndia/statu…— Dr Manmohan Singh (@PMOIndia) March 17, 2013
Someone should tell Dr. Manmohan Singh that putting "FACT" before you write something is not a particularly persuasive tactic.
Also, the chart is essentially unreadable without some guessing (those are percentages and the red indicates negative?), but at least Dr. Singh has a great background on his profile page.
Thailand: Abhisit Vejjajiva, @PM_Abhisit, 467,000 followers
(ต่อ) แต่ไม่ว่าจะเป็นวันที่พี่น้องประชาชนสมหวัง หรือผิดหวังนั้น ขอให้มั่นใจได้ว่า ผมได้ทำเต็มความสามารถ เพื่อตอบแทนสิ่งที่ประชาชนได้มอบให้ผม— Abhisit Vejjajiva (@PM_Abhisit) May 9, 2011
Thailand is a fantastic country. Just don't plan on reading any signs while you're there. And good luck pronouncing "Abhisit Vejjajiva" correctly.
Use this basic rule of thumb: Don't insult the King, and you'll do just fine.
Canada: Stephen Harper, @pmharper, 315,000 followers
Does Stephen Harper really know how to play the horizontal half-accordion? Or is he just pantomiming up there?
United Kingdom: David Cameron, @David_Cameron, 259,000 followers
Nowadays, putting your arms around young boys on the doorstep of your house is frowned upon, but it's nothing out of the ordinary for David Cameron.
I can't imagine he's a fan of One Direction's pop music, but at least it's for charity. They really should've done Cameron's hair like theirs just for the video and photo.