Justice Department Sniffing Out PEDs in Writing Industry

by Keith Raffel [HUMOR]

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Humor

April 01, 2008

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From today's Palo Alto Times

Palo Alto - The United States Attorney's Office for the Midpeninsula District of California today announced that it is launching an investigation into the use of performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) by well-known authors around the country.

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   Bill McCormick about 1 year ago

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   ummm...I was sipping a wee bit of Glenfiddich while writing this...am I going to be arrested?

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