Your jaw flops. Your eyes widen. Your hand slaps reflexively onto your forehead.
You just heard someone say something very, very dumb.
But hey, a little slip of the tongue happens to the best of us. And unlike people in the mic’d up world of sports, we can at least log onto the Internet without seeing our gaffes thrown on a hulking 100-slide feast of face-palm moments.
Sports figures, however, have every misguided word they've ever said recorded, carbon copied and seared into the web for all to see.
And in keeping with that time-honored tradition, the following is a countdown of the 100 dumbest—and funniest, in some cases—things ever uttered in the world of sports. They're everything from innocent slip-ups to intensely misguided musings on paleontology.
And trust me—they don't all deserve the benefit of the doubt.