Wrestlemania 25 is what really grinds my gears. Ladies and Gentlemen, writers extraordinaire, do not expect a well thought out, in depth opinion of the farce that bubble head I have featured as my article photo dared to call Wrestlemania 25. Instead, this will be a rant, an exclamation of outrage and disdain for the travesty committed on Sunday.
Unfortunately fellow scribes, I am a New Yorker and as such I had to pay $65 dollars to see "The Greatest Spectacle On Earth."
I didn't really mind seeing as I offered my friend to pay for the pay-per view as well as chip in for the food we would be ordering and enjoying (Domino's would be the fare of choice on this most horrible of nights).
Three guys and two females added up to about three pizza pies, four boxes of wings (both BBQ and Hot), two cheesy breads, and a box of breadsticks plus those lovely Cinna-Stix.
Food ordered and the pay-per view ordered, I expected the first match to be the Undisputed Tag Team title match but oh no!! The title match turned out to be a dark match! Really??
The night I would finally see the Colons get what they deserve and become the WWE Undisputed Tag Team Champions and bonehead Vince books it as a dark match! Typical, he had to screw over the Ricans. Thanks a lot Vinny Mac! Way to go!
The crap-per view starts off with the MITB ladder match. Why is it that Shelton Benjamin always makes this match and yet they don't give him the push he deserves? Why is a man Mark Henry's size in a match that is suppose to showcase the smaller, high flying superstars who can at least climb a ladder?
The match ended too soon and CM Punk was not a good choice to win this year. I love Punk but Christian, Shelton or MVP should have won. How long will these guys continue to get ignored by the McMahon's? Shelton's dive and Kofi's climb up a closed ladder were the highlights but that's it.
I felt like I was in bed with a woman and she left me in heat right when the fun was about to start. Thanks a lot Vinny Mac! Ya bum!
Why the hell is a man winning a DIVA match!!?? I don't care if he is dressed like a woman! What the hell!! The ladies didn't get their individual entrances and what the hell was Kid Rock doing there?
No, instead, we got a man dressing in drag winning a useless battle royal match that was supposed to crown a MS. WRESTLEMANIA!! Thanks a lot Vinny Mac! Idiot!!
Jericho fighting three aging legends was probably the most ridiculous concept I have ever heard of. I hated the idea since it's inception and if not for the skill of Steamboat this would have been the worst match of the night (Diva match still stands).
We already the skill of Chris Jericho and putting him in a match like this really grinds my gears(gotta love Peter Griffin lol). Jericho deserved better than this and Steamboat still rocks!! But still...Thanks a lot Vinny Mac!! You old fossil!
I am not going to say much about the Hardy match except that it was too short, however, the finish was totally wicked.
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