UFC President Dana White loves Twitter. Is it any wonder then that his fighters love it too? Especially when the company hands out cash money for the athletes who do it best.
White's Twitter passion has led to an incredibly robust and vibrant MMA Twitter scene, one I hope to carefully observe and navigate for you, the reader, selecting only the best of the best tweets for your enjoyment. Shall we begin?
Lorenz Larkin @da_MONSOON
@440BoyRiqBubzYou guys are some bitches ur whole crew that was there I wish I was there so I could have beat the shit out of every last one2013-2-7 09:23:09
I'm no Johnnie Cochran, but it's never a good idea to announce your violent intentions in a public forum. That said, Bubz Barracka is a New Jersey-based rapper with a song called "Tatted N Gatted." Perhaps fisticuffs with such a gentleman and his friends may not be the best idea?
You know what's faster than a fighter's hands? A bullet.
mark richard hunt @markhunt1974
Don't forget next week valentines my site goes live http://t.co/CC9XOUgp check it out2013-2-7 07:12:21
Mark Hunt has been one of Twitter's biggest revelations. He's just a weird guy. That's not a judgment. At this point, it's almost fact. He has a website dropping, but he's not putting it out in the world right now. Because Mark Hunt is a romantic. A lover and a fighter, his site is dropping on Valentine's Day so you and that special someone can surf it together. Enjoy!
Forrest Griffin @ForrestGriffin
Valentines day gift ideas do your special lady... Knee pads???2013-2-7 00:31:10
Forrest Griffin has a Valentine's gift idea of his own. Guys, this one will either work out beyond your wildest dreams or get you slapped in the face. You know how freaky your significant other is or is not. Judge accordingly.
I usually don't tag up bathrooms but I said FUCK IT! http://t.co/oJ5Xmqad2013-2-7 04:13:10
I don't know where Duane Ludwig was when he snapped that picture, but I hope his next move was to run like his life depended on it. Because his life likely depended on it.
Joseph Benavidez @JoeJitsu
Had some simple thoughts about "food" yesterday,took them a bit deeper for this poem "Gluttony" interpret as you may. http://t.co/g3B02qkY2013-2-6 18:53:44
Spend enough time with MMA fighters and you will learn all about their love/hate relationship with food. For many, it's something that constantly nags at them, a presence in the back of their mind every minute of every day.
Between ingesting the right fuel for high-powered workouts and the need to cut dozens of pounds by fight night, a fighter is rarely eating what he wants, when he wants. Some get used to it. Some, apparently, write poetry. Lovely.
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