After a much self introspective and soul searching thought process, Bud Selig, MLB’s drug lord Commissioner, has stepped down today amidst baseballs' latest scandal concerning the discovery of Babe Ruth’s DNA, which showed every steroid known to man in his system.
MLB owners immediately replaced Selig with Richard "Vegas Rich" Marsh who is an analyst, writing for the Bleacher Report.
When notified of the position Marsh, who is Brooklyn-born, was heard to have said, “It’s about friggin time”.
The 15-year Vegas resident who admittedly is hiding from “Three Finger Louie," has previously written about the changes he would be making if he was in charge.
This article, was virtually ignored on the BR, getting only 40 reads and zero comments.
When asked why, Vegas Rich said that was before he learned how to pimp his articles.
Now he tells everyone when he writes an article. He spends about four times the amount of time pimping his work. Hasn’t hurt since he is ranked either first or second (to a 16-year-old do you believe that? No offense Mike Kent) on the New York Mets page.
Here is an exclusive interview with the new Commissioner from his palatial two bedroom condo in Vegas, which he’s renting.
Me: Now that you’ve been named Commissioner what will be your first action?
VR: I will immediately return Babe Ruth’s DNA to its rightful place.
Me: Next?
VR: I’m going to kick the Hall-of-Fame's butt. No more voting from the Baseball Writers presently on the job.
Only Bleacher Report writers along with members of the Mets Police, Dom D’s Mets Fan Blog, and the 7th train get to vote.
Maybe, Matt Cerrone as well. I like metsblog.com.
Me: Wow that’s a big step. Do you think the owners will go along with you on that?
VR: Frack em. I bet none of them knew who the last Cylon was anyway.
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