- Whatever, I’m ready for spring training to be done…
- The Brewers made some roster moves today. First of all, the Brewers signed old ass Pedro Martinez. Doug Melvin cites the argument from Pete Barth at the Sheboygan Press as the reason he felt able to pull the trigger.
In related news, the Brewers also signed Frank Thomas, BJ Surhoff, and El Duque. They also signed Curtis Leskanic to a minor league contract.
- Cub-tastrophe! Carlos Zambrano’s head finally exploded after watching Ryan Theriot start a riotous confrontation with teammate and statistical doppleganger Mike Fontenot about who is Chicago’s favorite infielder, who then stuck a bat right up Kosuke Fukudome’s ass just because Reed Johnson called Fontenot a “little bitch”
- I can’t believe I spent 10 whole minutes on M.C. Clung…
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