ColdPlay- Lets Talk .... As Sung by Tevez If He Could Sing

Ramkumar SCorrespondent IMarch 30, 2009

BOLTON, UNITED KINGDOM - JANUARY 17:  Dimitar Berbatov (R) of Manchester United celebrates with team mate Carlos Teve after scoring in the final minutes during the Barclays Premier League match between Bolton Wanderers and Manchester United at the Reebok stadium on January 17, 2009 in Bolton, England.  (Photo by Hamish Blair/Getty Images)

Carlos Tevez Sits on the United Bench yet again while Berbatov starts. He knows he should have started ... he should have been signed ... Berbatov has usurped his position and his contract.

He is worried about his future ... his contract ... where will he be? He wants to talk to Fergia about his contract but ahhh ! Sir is ever so busy. He tries to forget about it ... He plugs in his iPod and listens to Coldplay's Lets Talk .... suddenly his vision gets hazy  ......

(Sung to the tune of Let's Talk By Coldplay):

Oh Fergie I can't, I can't get through
I’ve been trying hard to play now 'but the bench will have to do
Oh Fergie I can't believe it's true
I’m so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you
Oh I wanna talk to you

I've been playing like a donkey, for the team
But Berba seems to be the queen of your dreams
Tell me in Berba what do you see
Am I not sexy like Wayne rooney ?
Or Sung, Park Ji Sung, Sung Sung !

I seem lost and incomplete.
I feel like a sandwich with just pickles and no cheese !
Tell me how I feel?
Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak
And they're talking in English

So you take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?
You can climb a ladder up to the sun
I'll stay right here and stare at your bums
Or do something that's never been done
Or do something that's never been done

So I don't know where you're going and I wanna talk
And you sign Berbatov for Seven million more
You tell anyone who'll listen but you feel ignored
Nothing's really making any sense at all, let's talk
Let's talk, let's talk, let's talk.