Chelsea may have lots of financial power but there are some transfer rumours that are never going to happen.
In this case transfer rumours involving Chelsea are more comical than anything for a variety of reasons.
While Chelsea has been linked to plenty of players there are some that just won't fit the clubs agenda.
A player may not be needed, may come from a rival or may not be the type of superstar or potential superstar you would expect the club to sign.
The Blues have seen a bit of a transition in recent seasons with an influx of young stars like Juan Mata, Eden Hazard and others.
Those players cost the club a good bit of money and it's unlikely they will shell out major fees for a little. Except, possibly, when Radamel Falcao becomes available.
Here are some ridiculous Chelsea transfer rumours that will never happen, with the least ridiculous first.