What Wrestling Is Fake? Noooooooo!!!!!

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What Wrestling Is Fake? Noooooooo!!!!!
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10:00 p.m. Saturday May 11, 1998

My brother woke me up because it was time to watch Raw is War on local TV.

10:05

We watched raw is war it was good but too many advertisements i hate advertisements....

10:20

I stood up because there was an advertisement. i went to get a glass of water

10:25

Raw is on T.V. again i was happy my brother was happy too he was noisy, so I gave him a stone cold stunner. He passed out.

10:32

My mother saw my brother unconscious on the floor; I was scolded. She gave me a slap, an elbow, and a flying DDT.

10:33

I got up from the paralyzing DDT. I realized my mother was comforting my brother who was still unconscious. I grabbed a chair and I hit her.. I hit her again

10:35

She begged for mercy so i stopped, but it was all a trap she grabbed the chair and she hits me straight on the face.

10:36

I was knocked out.

10:45

I was about to stand up, but I saw my brother, who is now conscious, flapping his foot, then I realized that he was about to give me some Sweet Chin Music.

10:45.08

I slowly got up.

10:45.09

I got hit with sweet chin music

10:56

I was screwed. I saw 3 little birds around my head...hi birds why are you here? the birds now are singing songs..

10:58

I woke up...I heard my father speaking he scolded me...He said that wresting was fake

I refused to believe in him...

11:00 pm

warm urine ran over my pants as a fell to sleep... wresting is real... wresting is real.. wrestling is....   ZZZzZZzz

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