Bode Miller's Golf Game Smashes Wife Morgan's Face, Tweeted Pictures Ensue

Gabe ZaldivarPop Culture Lead WriterDecember 13, 2012

Photo Credit: News.AT
Photo Credit: News.AT

Bode Miller is either very horrible at golf or Morgan Miller is very unlucky where she stands on the links. Either way, the volleyball star was smashed in the face with a line drive from her Olympic husband. 

Deadspin spotted quite the amazing picture posted by Morgan Miller, professional volleyball player. It seems that she was out on the links when she was blasted with a golf ball thanks to her husband, Olympic Alpine skier Bode Miller. 

Golf, apparently, can be a very dangerous sport and the picture is potentially NSFW. 

First off, it seems she is fairly new to the sport which makes it a little frustrating that she didn't lose any balls a couple days ago.

Walked all 18 holes of golf. Didn't lose my ball. Kept score for every hole and had a par... And lots of bogeys too #babysteps

— Morgan Miller (@MorganEBeck) December 10, 2012

 Then comes what we assume was her next time out on the golf course, which unfortunately left her with a horrible injury.

I'm not feeling so hot. Line drive to the face today with a golf ball from my darling husband.I still love instagr.am/p/TKWS0bJFhX/

— Morgan Miller (@MorganEBeck) December 13, 2012

 

That injury is atrocious, and we hope she is doing fine. In fact, we feel better just knowing that she is in good spirits as she continues to joke around in her subsequent tweets. 

This tweet informs us she is on the mend.

Feeling better today. Still can't see out off left eye but I am getting some feeling back in my face

— Morgan Miller (@MorganEBeck) December 13, 2012

 And this one informs us she is staying at a hospital for hobbits (Morgan is 6'3").

Positive note: these short beds put me in perfect position for endless foot rubs

— Morgan Miller (@MorganEBeck) December 13, 2012

 While this tweet lets us in on a little secret. Always wear sunglasses while golfing, at least while golfing with Bode Miller.

A huge thank you to @kaenonBy absorbing a 160mph line drive I only got 50+ stitches instead of losing my eye #lucky

— Morgan Miller (@MorganEBeck) December 13, 2012

 And our reminder that you can always count on trolls to bring the story down a notch. Not to worry, because Morgan has this one.

I would agree with you except for the fact I would golf circles around u “@texasboyapbt: GOLFGentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Now you know”

— Morgan Miller (@MorganEBeck) December 13, 2012

We are glad Morgan is feeling better, even if Bode is somewhere feeling something awful about this sports mishap. 

If you happen to see Bode on the golf course, duck. 

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