Annoying 'Jack Rabbit' Rider Found Beaten with Own Frame Pump
Fellow clubmate Jake Nesmith was found beaten, apparently with his own frame pump, on an otherwise peaceful Sunday club ride last weekend.
The day started normally enough for a Sunday ride of the GV club. The group had been cruising socially for a few miles down Route 34.
A couple of would-be chasers drifted back as Nesmith disappeared up the road.
“We had all but forgotten about his attack when a few minutes later, we find him bruised and moaning by the side of the road,” continues Renner. “A couple of guys wanted to keep going, saying ‘he’s moaning, he must be alive,’ but I said, ‘Nah, his wife’ll kill me. We gotta help him out.’”
Pressed for details, Volmer adds, “At first, we thought he’d been hit by a car, but then we noticed his frame pump was all bent up nearby with blood and hair on it.”
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