Unless you have been hiding in a cave somewhere with Mitt Romney's campaign manager, you know that Oregon's head coach Chip Kelly is about to receive a full-court press from the NFL's sorriest teams.
The smart money is on Kelly bolting the college ranks for his grab at the brass ring. Where does that leave you, Oregon fans?
If you believe the conventional wisdom being spouted from all corners, it leaves you with current offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich as your new head coach.
But I ask you, what do we really know about this guy? Other than that Phil Knight likes him, which, come to think of it, is probably all you need to know.
But I'm not the kind of person who would just buy a new car without looking under the hood first. Let's look under Mark Helfrich's hood.