The Hottest Bracket Around

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1-Louisville
16- TBA

Not only will this be a blowout on the court, but it is a blowout in terms of girls as well.

8-Ohio St.
9-Siena

Sure, the unknown Siena will impress people with their on-court play, but with only 3,000 Saints on campus in Loudonville, N.Y., the players sure aren’t distracted by the ladies.

On the other hand, Ohio State offers over 52,000 students, equating to one Psychology 101 lecture hall on the Columbus campus having as many good-looking girls as the entire Siena campus.

5-Utah
12-Arizona

You make the call: toned, tan girls, or starch-white, snowboarding Mormons. That’s what I thought.

4-Wake Forest
13-Cleveland State

Sure, Wake Forest has the smallest enrollment for BCS football schools with 4,400, but still it’s in North Carolina. This means as long as they have one “7” on campus, it will be better than anything Cleveland has to offer.

6-West Virginia
11-Dayton

Even though it’s West Virginia, the school is annually in the top ten rankings for the best party school. I don’t know too many great party schools with ugly girls. Maybe the Daniel Boone look-a-like guys keep all the gross looking girls on the river banks and in the Appalachians.

I can’t disagree with this because the last thing you want to do is take one for the team, and mess around with a girl whose best attribute is her mom’s biscuits-and-gravy recipe. Plus Dayton is not a wanted school for many girls.

3-Kansas
14-North Dakota State

Lawrence, Kansas, doesn’t have much to offer other than Jayhawks’ sports and parties. And plus, would you really want to be with a girl who is a Bison?

7-Boston College
10-USC

This is a tougher one than most would think. Just like a 7/10 match-up on the court is hard, so is this decision. Sure, USC gets all the hype for having rich, good-looking Southern California girls, but that’s what the ABC cameras show you during football games

Yes, there are some very good looking girls, but one also has to deal with personality that comes from a rich family. Let’s not forget a student must have exceptional grades and SAT scores to get into the school.

USC also gets the pub it receives because of where it’s located: the women who aren’t enrolled in the school but still live in the area contribute to this idea of unbeatable girl quality.

Boston College can compete just as well and has girls who can get after it at parties as well. I’m taking USC solely based on the fact their top girls can compete with the top girls at any other school in the country.

2- Michigan State
15-Robert Morris

The female Spartans definitely can compete around the country. Even though they are bundled up for the winter, they are still very good-looking girls.

1-Louisville
8-Ohio State

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