50 Things Every Sports Fan Should Know How to Do

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Being a sports fan requires more than just face paint and foam fingers.

Proper attire and classy heckling are only starts to becoming a true fan. We're ready to present you with 50 things that every sports fan should know how to do. From throwing a spiral to perfectly timing that photo bomb, we've got you covered.

Ignite that grill and let's get started.

50. Show Up on Time

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Nobody likes a fan who comes late, especially to the rich seats.

49. Throw a Spiral

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If you lack the ability to throw a spiral yourself, you can never critique a quarterback on any level. Start practicing.

48. Stay Awake During the Game

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Home offers a bed, warmth and the absence of fans tossing objects at you. Just saying.

47. Out-Stare a Television Camera

Sheer focus can only lead to pure greatness. Every sports fan must embrace his moment on camera...and wholly conquer it.

46. Educate Others on Sports History

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As the steroid era reached its peak, fans felt obligated to teach others about the old-school greatness that once dominated. Beers and hot dogs: the original keys to success.

45. Revolutionize the Kiss Cam

Nobody wants to see happy couples exchanging saliva. This guy quickly becomes a legend.

44. Photo Bomb

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Successful photography is only achieved through provocative creativity.

Green suits are a good start, obtuse background smiles a solid finish.

43. Make It Through an Awkward Interview

It could happen to you.

42. Bring Merchandise for an Autograph

Unless you're a sexy reporter with no shame, a sports fan must be ready for an autograph at all times. Pulling down your pants is the last resort.

41. Use Sports as an Excuse

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Forget dogs eating homework. You were too sweaty and heartbroken from emotionally covering Jerry Rice during Super Bowl XXIII to have time to do anything.

40. Storm the Field

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It may be a reckless tradition, but storming the field or court is a moment permanently cemented in the hearts of those lucky enough to be in attendance. When that legendary upset comes, you'll know it's time.

39. Scalp Tickets

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Just don't get sloppy (see Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High).

38. Dress to Impress

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Tim "Barrel Man" McKernan became a legend in Denver and will always be remembered for his fearless wardrobe.

37. Keep a Baseball Scorebook

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Most may not have the stomach for it, but baseball enthusiasts who decide to keep an updated scorebook will not be sorry. Especially when it's from Johan Santana's first Met no-hitter. Welcome to Pawn Stars.

36. Dress the Kids Up in Sports Gear

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Makes for a thrilling family album.

35. Sulk for Hours After a Hard Loss

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At the very least, it could make for riveting television (see Daniel Tosh).

34. Compare Young Athletes to Former Greats

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Even those with horrific arguments for why their athlete is the next Jordan or Gretzky talk smack on a daily basis. It's an ugly business, learn to master it.

33. Be Superstitious

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It's never weird because it always works. Once you find that lucky jersey or jockstrap, stick with it all season. If you're like Wade Boggs, maybe you'll eat some pregame chicken too.

32. Escape the Field Unscathed

Remember that guy who left the license plate on his getaway car uncovered? Yeah, don't be that guy.

31. Spell Correctly

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Heartbreak will do this to a fanbase. Just ask Washington fans.

30. Prioritize

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1. Sports

2. Sports

3. Everything else

29. Sneak into Better Seats

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Want to feel like that guy? Make the move at about three minutes into the third quarter.

28. Be a 1920s Reporter

Scoops Callahan continues to infuse sports reporting with an old-school flavor. It's basically perfect.

27. Set a Pick Away from the Ball

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Setting the "pick" before the "roll" is essential to hardwood success. Two feet firmly planted, arms crossed and a tight posture is all it takes. Get it right if you want to improve your street cred.

26. Know the National Anthem

If there's anything we've learned from 10-time Olympic medalist Carl Lewis, it's that the national anthem is no easy task. His fail was an iconic display of pride.

25. Stop Friends from Getting Team Tattoos

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Note: The Texas Rangers did not win the 2011 World Series.

24. Do a Charles Barkley Impression

Compelling, and rich. Dwight Howard even does a brilliant Derek Anderson freakout.

23. Spot Celebrities in the Crowd

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Like fire-breathing squirrels, a Bill Murray sighting doesn't come around often—but when it does, it's always memorable.

22. Troll Reporters

They may look frustrated, but in the end, reporters embrace their moment.

Here's a prime example of teamwork at its finest.

21. Bet on Games

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Pick with a level head and not through loyalty. Good luck.

20. Always Believe

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Spike Lee knows what it takes to be a true sports fan. Suffering.

19. Admit Defeat

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Don't take life too seriously or you'll never make it out alive.

18. Make a Good Sign

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For the boring flipside, see here.

17. Recognize a Professional Athlete in Your City

Don't let the moment slip.

16. Know the Starters

This particular failure was bound to become a journalistic masterpiece.

15. Remember the Team's Star Player

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Especially when you work in the sports merchandise business.

14. Catch a Foul Ball

Give that man a contract indeed. No foul balls left behind.

13. Surf Channels Quickly

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Men were born to change channels, that's a natural fact. But during a flurry of games, a top-notch performance is needed.

Just don't drown.

12. Appreciate Greatness

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Simply put: Don't hate the player, hate the game. Mocking Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s arrogance and Alex Rodriguez's uselessness is one thing, but respect the humble great ones.

11. Tailgate

Whether you prefer dripping sweet sausages or fresh lobster rolls, tailgating is the ultimate experience for fans who enjoy eating, drinking and tossing miniature beanbags at pieces of wood with holes in them.

Reaching the stadium four hours prior to game time is recommended.

10. Pick out Strange Head Gear

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The one bandwagon worth jumping on.

9. Toss the First Pitch

Looks like Wizards point guard John Wall didn't have time to warm his arm. For everyone who doesn't play professional basketball in D.C., this should be routine.

Even the Kardashians could handle it.

8. Wear the Right Jersey

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Yes, this is a Tim Tebow Orioles jersey. And no, this isn't what we're referring to.

To get back on track, a sports fan must never wear the jersey of a team not playing in a game he attends. For example, no Kevin Love jerseys at a Lakers-Heat game.