The Cleveland Cavalier reserve players, I’m sure, are what President George W. Bush and Dick Chaney would refer to as “The Saudi Arabia of Oil”. So much in fact that if quality bench players indeed were oil reserves… these beloved and fearless leaders would have to look no further than Cleveland, Ohio for their newest business relationships.
That being said Mr. President and Mr. Chaney, I with my own personal time have dedicated a list to you of possible upcoming “hot spots” you may want to look into “vacationing” at as soon as possible.
#8 "Visit" Venezu, I mean, New Jersey. In no way am I comparing Lawrence Frank or his actions to those of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, however I am referring to having Jason “Hugo” Kidd back, to call the shots for this inexperienced team. Yes “Hugo” whines and misses meeting, but he made NJ basketball what it is today. What NJ has going for them are Richard (I like to imitate Mutombo) Jefferson and Vince Carter, but we are talking about reserves which obviously means they have next to nothing. Darrell Armstrong? Stromile Swift? Trenton Hassell? Wait it get’s even better…..Keith Van Horne? These are the names they will call on to advance into the Playoffs. Not happening.
Barrels of Reserves in New Jersey= half a barrel (Donated by "Hugo")
#7 "Visit" China a.k.a Atlanta. The Hawks are led by front office owner Michael Gearon, Vice- President Dominique Wilkins, and Director of Basketball Operation Billy Knight. This group has courageously stood up for their franchise (when no one else wanted nothing to do with it) for a number of years when things were down right ug-lay! The end result of those experiences now is a formidable and competitive starting line-up. Key word here, “starting”. The next project that lies in the future is the development of young players and/or the signing of more experienced veterans to get this team out of the first round of the playoffs.
Barrels of Reserves in Atlanta= 1 (Donated by Josh Childress)
30 mpg- 11.0 ppg- 5 rpg- 1.5 apg
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