Would You Buy Redskins Season Tickets from Jim Zorn?

Of course you would. That’s why the Washington Redskins have head coach Jim Zorn personally encouraging folks to get their Redskins season tickets NOW!!!

I mean, 15 percent of your life has been spent waiting for this opportunity. Unlike previous years, the Redskins have made some sweet moves in free agency that are primed to take this team to the top!

Do you really want something like economic strife to stand in your way of seeing the Washington Redskins go 16-0 and unscored upon this year? Because that’s what is bound to happen. And you can be there for all of the action.

Seriously, is $100 per ticket per game too much to ask for something that can be passed down from generation to generation? Even those generations that will wonder why the Redskins go to the playoffs once every three years or so?

Now is your time. This is your chance. Get your Redskins season tickets today, and forget the heartbreak of a cash-draining organization that fails your expectations every year. Put your trust in the undisputed offseason champions that have more regular success in making car dealership commercials than they do actually playing football.

Hail indeed.

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