Teams will do anything to lure fans to the stadium. Mini bats to the first 300 fans, plastic toilet seats to the first 500, pink thongs to the first 1,000.
But over the years, several squads have made promotional entertainment an art. The creative minds behind these unique clubs have tried anything to attract a larger audience, and for that we thank them.
This melting pot of insanity features ideas we never knew were humanly acceptable, and we're now ready to fully appreciate them. Let's check out the craziest promotions in sports history.
These are the ones that had fans hesitantly racing to the ballpark.