Back when Golf Channel had an article in front it, Peter Kessler seemed to be on anytime you flipped to the station. Prior to the somber baritone’s awkward dismissal/ departure from the network, his infomercial for the Perfect Club appeared to be on an endless loop.
The device was touted as “the most versatile club ever made,” and if Mr. Kessler is to be believed, it truly is perfect. The club essentially hits great golf shots from every line for its owner, no matter how high his/her handicap.
It’s difficult to find any video of the brilliant 30-minute infomercial, which is certainly by design. This is for the best, though, for those who haven’t seen the infomercial. Mr. Keller’s voice forever transforms the viewers association with the word “perfect” permanently.
Simply put, a drinking game in which one imbibed every time Keller says “perfect,” during the infomercial, would be a very short one.
But wait…there’s more!
Not only did Kessler lend his voice to the segment, but he is also the founder of the Perfect Club Company.