WWE Manual: Greg Bush's Idea Of How To Run a Successful Raw (Episode Six)

Okay, last week we saw the destruction of Y2J's title chance when he was screwed by Stephanie McMahon and Randy Orton. Who will stand up for the ones being destroyed by the Legend Killer?

For SmackDown see Ray Bogusz, For ECW see Anonymous Guy, for TNA see Kevin, and for Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel see AkD

(Show starts with huge fireworks and a screaming crowd)

King: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to...ugh...

Cole: King? What's wrong with you?

King: Michael, I'm tired of all of these attacks and cheap shots being made by Legacy. We lost Chris Jericho thanks to them and Stephanie!

Cole: I know King, but we have to move on. Speaking of which, coming up right now is another match for Ryan Braddock as he again tries to defeat Mike Knox.

Ryan Braddock vs Mike Knox III

Ryan is already in the ring waiting on the psychopath Mike Knox. He walks down to the ring and refuses to lose eye contact with the young gun.  He gets in the ring and the fight starts quick. Braddock is all over the big man with hard rights and an amazing headbutt causing Knox to stumble.

He turns around into a thez press. Ryan gets up and starts to pump up the crowd. He turns around and goes for the elbow drop. He connects...1...2...Knox tosses his opponent off of him.

He gets up and boots Braddock in the face. He falls over and looks out cold. Braddock looks like a rag doll as Knox picks him up for the Knox Driver. He spins, but Braddock reverses into a jumping DDT. He sets up Knox, jumps off the ropes and hits a HUGE lariat! The count comes 1...2...3! Knox has just been beaten by the young Ryan Braddock!

Cole: King, I don't believe it! Ryan Braddock has just beaten Mike Knox!

King: Yea, it's great.

Cole: King, come on. Get over it. I'm upset that Jericho isn't here too, but we have to get over it.

Smackdown Rebound:

The tournament for the title is on as Edge is taking on the Undertaker. The fight lasted for a while with Taker keeping control until Edge almost had a DDT. But then HHH comes out of nowhere and tried to hit Taker with a chair to give him the win, but Edge jumped in the way. Edge advances!

Taker turns around and says: So too shall Triple-H pass on to Hell!
Just as he said this the ramp caught fire and he disappeared. HHH tried to talk into the mic but when he opened his mouth blood spewed out of it.

Return from commercial

APA is in the back getting ready for their match with Miz and Morrison

APA vs Miz and Morrison

The former champs are in the ring ready for a fight when "Well I'll be Damned" comes on. Bradshaw comes out by himself and runs into the ring.

He takes out both opponents and calls out his partner. Farooq comes down with a truck backing up to the ring. He stops and gets in the bed of the truck and pulls out two tables. Miz and Morrison look scared and try to run but Bradshaw tosses both of them into the corner and hits a cross body on each. They fall over lifeless.

Miz barely gets up until a Clothesline from Hell knocks him out of his boots. He pins Miz 1 2 3. An easy win but why the tables? Farooq tosses in the tables and sets them up. They then both pick up Miz and Morrison. Bradshaw power bombs Miz into the table and Farooq throws Morrison through the table with a Dominator. Bradshaw grabs a mic.

Bradshaw: Ryder, Hawkins! Do you see this? This is what will happen from now on if you ever try to cheat another tag team! Somebody drag these little bitches outa here!!

Farooq:... ...DAMN!!

King: Wow, uh...I guess that we have tag team law now Michael...

Cole: King, after seeing those two arrogant punks thrown through tables you still aren't excited? Well, I know what will. Candice Michelle is coming out here.

King: Oh, really? That's nice.

Cole: King, come on King snap out of it!

Candice: Hello Boys!!!! And girls...I am your women's champion. Last week in the middle of my speech some little whore tried to tell me that I wasn't sexy. Psh, I've been on the cover of Playboy for God sakes! Has she ever been on there? No, because she's a little...

Kelly Kelly runs into the ring and starts stomping down on Candice. Candice gets up only to get hit with the belt.

KK: Paybacks a bitch Candice!

Cody, Tyson Kidd, Natalya and Ted are talking with Orton

Cody: Randy last week was great! You destroyed Y2J and sent him packing!

Orton: Yes, that was enjoyable. But I figured because we're celebrating tonight, me and Steph got the both of you a gift. Go down to the ring guys. It'll be there. And trust me, for all your loyalty, you deserve this.

We see a giant box in the ring as Teddy and Cody get there. They look a little worried as they get closer. They open it and Godlust falls out. Goldust is out cold and bleeding. There are weapons in the box which the Legacy members take out. Cody sets it up on Goldust and lets TK set up to hit his brother with an elbow onto the chair. Goldberg runs down and cleans house.

He knocks out all three members and is ready for a spear. TK slowly gets up. Goldberg is set on TK but doesn't see Orton in the corner next to him. As he goes for a spear Orton punts his head. Legacy stands in the ring and raise their arms proud. This week Legacy is on top!

Shawn Michaels comes out

HBK: What the hell is this? You can't just destroy these men! Oh, I forgot that's how you punks act. You can't win a fight fairly. When's the last time any of you have single handedly won a match? (while he's talking, Goldberg and Goldust get back up) I think we're all tired of this! Right folks? (crowd explodes)

Randy: Who cares what these jackasses think? Legacy is all that matters!! Leg...

Goldberg and Goldust hit all the members with lead pipes.

Shawn: I'll tell you what Randy, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. We have a title match at WM, but if you lose to the man I put you against tonight, he's added to the mix.

Randy, steaming: I'll take on anyone Shawn. I'll kick his ass then yours for your little trick tonight!

Return from commercial

CM Punk: Kofi, get your Jamaican ja-ghetto ass out here!!

Kofi comes out to the sound of boos.

Kofi: What's wrong Punk? Upset because I took your title from you?

CM: Weeks ago you stole my title and I want it back, TONIGHT!!!!

CM Punk vs Kofi Kingston IC Title:

The match begins with Kofi going in for an early kill. He misses the Trouble in Paradise and Punk lands the slap combination. He tosses Kofi into the corner but when he goes for the Shining Knee Bulldog combo Kofi rolls out the way and does the Jamaican jump onto Punk. He pounds his head in for about two minutes. He rolls off and lands and enziguri.

He hits the leg drop and sets up for a TIP. He misses again and CM Punk catches the Champ! He goes for the GTS but he bites his head and gouges his eyes until he gets out and hits a low blow. He's disqualified but hits both Punk and the ref with the TIP. He walks out proud as we see both referee and challenger out cold.

Orton vs ???

Orton gets into the ring and stares up at the ramp. Who will come out? Who will be the one to take out Orton?

CHRISTIAN CAGE comes out!

Cage runs down and starts whaling on the champ, but where is the ref? He's still knocked out from before! Legacy is still injured so the match is still one on one until HBK runs down to the ring.

Cage tosses Orton to him and...Sweet Chin Music!!! He turns back around and Cage hits the Kill-switch!! The ref is still out cold and...Chris Jericho runs down to the ring in a ref's shirt. He counts it 1..2..3! These three men just outsmarted Randy Orton! Shawn grabs a mic.

HBK: Okay, Christian, because you beat Orton, you're in the match at WM. Jericho, a deal is a deal. You're in too. Good luck gentlemen.

Cage looks stunned at stares down Jericho. Jericho grabs a mic.

Jericho: Hey Christian, no hard feelings right? I mean, you for some reason hit me with an uncalled for Kill-switch two weeks ago, but the past is th...
Jericho hits the Code Breaker and walks off.

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