Farrell is out today, so a regular interviewer will be on the scene today.
Breaking news! Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been out and about recently and has been acting like his old self lately. Johnson recently walked into a Starbucks and the sparks started to fly.
"Finally....The Rock had come back to STAR-BUCKS!"
Cashier: OMG, do you know who you are?!!
Johnson: Yes, I know. Take my order, Jabroni.
Cashier: Right away Rock..what would like? It would my pleasure serving you.
Johnson: Cappuccino with some whipped cream on the side...loads of it.
Cashier: Right away, Rock. Can I have a picture with you?
Johnson: Oh your so nice, I wish I had brought some pie for you darling. Tell you what, I'll take a picture if you tell me your name.
Cashier: It's Jen-
Johnson: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
Johnson gets the cappuccino and walks out without even paying a dime and then the Rock is seen in Arizona at the football field where Wrestlemania XXVI will be held. Johnson is seen coming out of a taxi, but he's not alone.
Johnson: Hurry up, I'm late.
Kids (Crying): I wanna go to to WITCH MOUNTAIN!
Johnson: Just a second, I have to get my gear out of the stadium, I have a Game Plan you know.
We recently interviewed Dwayne Johnson and speculation sure was heavy. We don't know a damn thing about wrestling, so we got another wrestler to help us when we questioned the Rock about wrestling.
Interviewer: How was your experience at the Oscars?
Johnson: It was great. I laughed, mingled a little, told a couple of people to know their role...the good stuff.
Interviewer: Hugh Jackman was the host and he said you and he had quite the conversation.
Johnson: Yes we did. I was chuckling and so was he. Halle Berry dropped out as being Storm in the X-Men films so we were talking about me taking her role.
Interviewer: You as Storm? That's --
Johnson: Let me finish, Jabroni. Anyway I had a great time with Jackman and I told him to come down to the Smackdown Hotel, so we can sit back and whoop some candy asses. I know he can brawl, He's Wolverine, that hairy bastard.
Interviewer: We saw Heath Ledger win a posthumous award for best supporting actor in The Dark Knight, what are your thoughts?
Johnson: First of all, let that man rest in peace. I have tons of respect for him and he gave a stellar performance, but I think I should have won that.
Interviewer: For what? ....Doom?!
Johnson: No roody poo, the Rock gave a performance in which he was Walking Tall, I'm talking about my supporting actor role on Hannah Montana.
Interviewer: "Hannah Monatana?!" You do know that you were a guest on a tele--
Johnson: Didn't your momma ever tell you to to have manners? Don't disrupt (pauses for a second) "THE GREAT ONE!"
Interviewer: Okay...How about your big return? It has been rumored and the fans want to know.
Johnson (smiling): The Rock's fans want to know. I was in Orlando last year, but couldn't make the trip. My current movie, "Race to Witch Mountain" which will win best movie at the Golden Globes, held me back from participating this year.
Interviewer: Golden Globes? Maybe you mean......
Johnson (slaps interviewer): "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Anyway I will be there next year. I understand it will be on the West Coast this time. The weather is hot over there so I'll bring my shades.
Interviewer: Your back! There has been talks of you and HBK--
Johnson: "He's in the mouse club too?!"
Interviewer: "I don't get it, this is Wrestlemania XXVI, we're talking about right?"
Johnson: "Psshhh HECK NO! Finally THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO DIS-NEY LAND!"
John Cena (mumbles): Sellout
John Cena was the special wrestler chosen to help out with the wrestling questions, but he doesn't seem too happy.
Johnson: Your just jealous that "The Marine" didn't get any awards. I'll tell you what you won't get any awards for 12 Monkey Rounds Jabroni!"
John Cena: (crying): "I LOVE THIS BUSINESS! I WOULD NEVER EVER WALK AWAY LIKE YOU DID! ALL OF THESE FANS ARE IN THE CHAINGANG AND WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU!"
Johnson: Calm down buddy, I'll give you a shout out at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
John Cena (snot coming down his nose): You can run....I'll catch you. You can hide...I'll find you. We will meet again.
Cena grabs one of the tech men and gives him an F-U (Beep! PG Rating)...Attitude Adjuster. Cena makes a path for the Rock who is taken away by Disney executives.
Johnson: "I will whip your candy ass!"
Johnson yells at Cena as he is taken away to continue filming for Witch Mountain. This concludes another RNN story, more news will become available if needed.
- On a side note, I would like to thank the community for my POTD yesterday, It means a lot and I hope we continue to grow and blossom.
Like the new article format? Send us feedback!