The Most Badly Spelled Names in Sports

Paul Grossinger@@pgrossingerAnalyst IIAugust 24, 2012

The Most Badly Spelled Names in Sports

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    What's in a name?  For many sports players, the answer is a spelling nightmare.

    From players like Ndamukong Suh to coaches like Mike Krzyzewski, sports fans and pundits alike have plenty of tough names to contend with in every sport.

    Here is the list of the most badly spelled names in sports.  

Chad Ochocinco

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    First it was Johnson, then it was Ochocinco, and now it's Johnson again.

    Pity: I was just learning how to spell Ochocinco when he decided to change it back.  

Mike Krzyzewski

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    "Coach K," the leader of the U.S. Olympic team and the Duke Blue Devils, is one of the most accomplished coaches in basketball history.

    Yet, despite writing his name hundreds of times in sports articles, I still have to double-check it!

Metta World Peace

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    The man formerly known as Ron Artest wants peace in our time.  He even changed his name in a flight of fancy to show just how serious he was about that goal.

    Sadly, wars continue to erupt, politicians argue, and no one has learned to properly spell Artest's new name.  

    The only thing that has changed: Metta World Peace's skills as a basketball player.  Unlike war, those have disappeared.

Jarrod Saltalamacchia

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    "Salty," as he is often nicknamed, was once the top catching prospect in all of baseball.

    Since then, his prospects have dimmed, and he has settled into a replacement-level role with the Red Sox.

    But his name is just as difficult to spell as ever!

Dick Trickle

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    Perhaps it's not the most difficult name to spell, but Trickle's name is one of the strangest in sports.

    Then again, if any sport can pull off having a former star named Dick Trickle, it's NASCAR.  

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

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    One of the most productive, underrated receivers of the last decade, Houshmanzadeh was Carson Palmer's best target in several seasons with the Cincinnati Bengals.

    And after Chad Johnson changed his name to Ochocinco, these two became the most challenging receiver duo to spell in NFL history.  

Tornike Shengelia

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    The Brooklyn Nets expect to contend for the NBA's Eastern Conference title this season.  

    Will newcomer Tornike Shengelia be the difference maker?

    The Nets' last man off the bench likely won't impact their playoff hopes, but learning how to pronounce and spell his name could preoccupy Brooklyn fans this season.  

Mark Grudzielanek

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    A standout hitter, Grudzielanek was part of the meat of many tough baseball lineups in the 1990s.

    His career .288 average was very strong and that is probably close to the percentage of the time announcers actually got his name spelled right.  

Jonas Valanciunas

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    The Toronto Raptors' new center will be the franchise's next star.

    The Lithuanian-born addition will be a hot commodity in Canada next season, but will anyone actually spell his long and deceptively difficult name correctly?

Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila

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    Did you know his name translates to "Big Man Come" in Nigerian?  How accurate.

    Sadly, announcers felt the need to try and pronounce his real name, with predictably dismal results.  

Vladimir Radmanovic

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    Don't you just have to love anyone named Vladimir?  I alternative between thinking of Count Dracula and Russian Premier Putin, though is there really much of a difference?

    In any case, Radmanovic, whose last name is hardly a walk in the park to spell, will be bringing his talents to the Windy City this season.  Will Chicago fans learn his name during the five minutes per game that he gets off the bench?

Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje

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    Boumtje wasn't the best NBA center ever, but he may have had the strangest name.

    The good news: once you learn to spell "Boumtje," just repeat it.

    But don't forget the hyphen!

Kelenna Azubuike

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    Azubuike is one of the NBA's most underrated players: a strong shooter from range with more creative scoring ability than he is credited for.

    His first and last names are also vastly underrated on the "most difficult to pronounce" list.  Be honest: how many of you would spell both right without looking?

Omri Casspi

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    Casspi is a scrappy, intelligent player who has surprisingly deep range on his shot.

    But, whenever I see him play, the first question that comes to mind is: "Wait, do I spell his last name with one or two S's?!"

Boubacar Aw

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    A star for John Thomson at Georgetown, Aw was a dynamic basketball player.

    As for his name, Boubacar is difficult but its "Aw" that always trips me up.  

Rodrigue Beaubois

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    The Frenchman is an electric scoring guard when healthy, but his name is one I almost always misspell.

    Remembering that there is a "u" in his first name and that the "s" in his last name is silent always throws me off. 

Tshimanga Biakabutuka

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    In 1995, Biakabutuka was a star in the Big Blue state, rushing for 1,818 yards and setting a single season school record.

    Can't you just imagine over 100,000 drunk, enthusiastic Michigan fans in the Big House trying to chat his name correctly?

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

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    How many different ways can you misspell that name?

    Personally, I usually make it to "Mbah" but then forget that the "a" is a separate word.

    Nonetheless, Moute is actually tougher than his name and is one of the best defenders in basketball.  

BenJarvus Green-Ellis

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    Is his first name two separate words?

    Is there a hyphen better the last two?

    Green-Ellis is one of the NFL's most underrated running backs, so reporters are often printing his name. But I wonder: how often do they get both the separation and the hyphen right on the first try?

Ndamukong Suh

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    The leader of the Detroit Lions' defense has one of the toughest names to spell or pronounce in all of sports.

    In fact, when he was in college and a Heisman finalist, many pundits and announcers still could not spell his name right!