The Dynasty Manifesto: I Know a Secret...What Is One of WWE's Best Kept Secrets?

AkDSenior Writer IFebruary 25, 2009

This article is a mystery that I would like for you to solve. In order to solve the mystery, I have left a trail of cookie crumb as well as some clues. Some of you will get it, many probably won't. Let's get started, shall we?


WWE has been known for repetition. WWE has been known to be predictable. WWE has been known to throw curveballs. They've been known for all sorts of things, like having more episodes and higher ratings than ER, The Simpsons, American Idol, and Hannah Montana least that is just what they say.

I've had a nagging problem for years. It wasn't always this annoying, but JESUS! It's gotten constantly and frequently annoying over the years. I've decided to conduct a little experiment to see if you can catch what I'm talking about.

I've gone back as far as I could, and even way back in the day they've been doing this. Did they really think we wouldn't notice? Huh? I thought such happenings didn't occur back then. I looked back as well as at the present, but WWE doesn't seem to stop with it.

Every night, every show...everywhere. The Saga continues, and I just can't seem to get over it. I feel as if someone should just put me out of my misery.

I don't want to give it away, but I'll try to give some hints.

1) It's Black or White.

2) It's used for story progression.

3) You think you know what it is, but you're wrong.

4) It doesn't have to do with explosions or destruction.

5) The answer is on the tip of your tongue.

6) It's obvious.

7) You might want to have insurance.

8) You think the answer is probably a limo.

9) Take a look at my article picture.

What could it possibly be? Who knows, it just could have something to do with an old-fashioned parking lot brawl. WWE, and even WCW, has been in on this for years. You've always seen it, but can you tell me what it is now? Don't be frustrated if you can't figure this out.

I have some friends who'll make your journey home very unpleasant. Have you had enough yet? I know I have, but the question is, have you solved the mystery yet?




Very few times are we fortunate enough to experience something a bit different. If you've had enough, then I'll tell you the secret...if you want to know. I tested my friends with this, and they were ready to strangle me...and themselves.

What is it? Just relax and think. You know the answer, but please don't be upset. Have you solved it?