A typical early morning routine features a sluggish wake-up, the aromatic brewing of coffee, a tough decision regarding striped or spotted socks and a combing session. That's just for the average Joe.
Athletes, coaches and front office blowhards, however, demand a more radical creation. To build their legacy, they need a cut that really makes a statement. One that sets a tone.
High-profile signings, scandals, heartbreaking beat-downs. Time heals all wounds, but not horrific hairdos. When it's all said and done, these confused individuals will be remembered most for their relationship with scissors and a brush.
Grab those clippers and enjoy the 50 worst haircuts in sports.
Baby powder won't heal these razor burns.