Screw Hulk Hogan!

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Screw Hulk Hogan!

I recently read where the asshole in the picture above claimed that he was offered the lead role in "The Wrestler". Hulk Hogan, you no good son of a b*tch, you're a Goddamn liar!

Mickey Rourke is nominated for an Academy Award and all of a sudden, you come out of the wood work and say, "I was originally suppose to play Randy "The Ram" Robinson." That's a bunch of bull. I really don't like you, Terry Bollea.

You know what makes this so bad? The fact that Rourke is actually a better wrestler than Hogan. I really want Rourke to make it to WrestleMania, rather than that washed up has been "Hack" Hogan.

Just hearing the rumor of Cena versus Hogan make my skin itch. I honestly hope Hogan doesn't make it to WrestleMania.This is the twenty-fifth anniversary of a historic event and we don't need him screwing it up, that why we have Cena.

I honestly from the bottom of my heart don't care what any of you think about what I'm about to write, so here it goes.

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HULKAMANIA IS DEAD!

I have been waiting for that damn thing to be over with for years now. Just knowing that there are still "Hackamaniacs" out there makes me want to vomit, just like when I'm watching Hogan wrestling.

And if you expect me to apologize for what I just said, you might as well think again. I speak whats on my mind and whats on my mind is the truth. As little kids growing up you and the rest of the world were all manipulated by Hogan to believe that he was a great wrestler. The only thing good about Hogan was his promos and the only good thing about his promos were when he said, "Well, ya know somethin' Mean Gene!"

That was it! That's all!

To this very day, you all are still fans of his. But I'm not. I'm what you would call a "smart wrestling fan". I was a fan of people that can actually wrestle. People like: Ric Flair, Randy Savage, Ricky Steamboat, Kerry Von Erich, Paul Orndorff, Iron Sheik,"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Bret Hart...the list goes on and on and on. 

But to be honest, this is mostly Vince McMahon's fault for creating such a travesty. Hell, the XFL was a better idea than Hogan.

Okay, so maybe that's not true.

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