I was looking through some of my recent articles and realised I've been far too serious lately, so decided to do a humor/fantasy piece on potential funny or just weird storylines.
In no respect do I think these storylines will happen, I just thought I'd let my mind wander into a bizarre place and see what it dredged up.
Here is some of the stuff I came up with:
Santino becomes WWE Women’s Champion
Santino jokingly made a comment a few weeks ago that he had his eyes on the WWE Women’s Championship, but what if he wasn’t joking?
After Beth Phoenix regains her women’s title Santino gets extremely jealous, and decides to buy himself a replica belt from WWEShop.com (good excuse for shameless plugging on WWE’s part). Santino knew he would never receive official acceptance as a competitor for the title, so claims this is the only way he would be able to get his hands on the title.
After a couple of weeks parading the title round (and possibly cross dressing) the fans start getting behind Santino, and start chants proclaiming him as the true champion. Beth gets ever more infuriated and turns on Santino attacking him backstage.
The two decide to settle the matter with a title unification match at the next PPV in a ladder match (a la Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon at Wrestlemania X with the Intercontinental Championship), which Santino wins, ushering in a new era for the WWE Women’s Championship.
Priceless turn gay
After Randy Orton wins the title at Wrestlemania 25 Legacy paint the town red and have more than their fair share of beers. The following night on RAW the team look slightly worse for ware, but other than that it’s business as usual.
Following a few weeks of pretty standard episodes of RAW Cody Rhodes approaches Ted DiBiase behind Randy Orton’s back. He says he's been receiving messages and phone calls from an anonymous source claiming to have some dirt on the two.
On the following weeks RAW Cody receives a phone call while with his Legacy teammates which Randy Orton answers for him. Randy figures something isn’t right so orders his group out to the ring.
After explaining what happened to the crowd Randy calls out this mystery source, and tells them to get to the ring if they have anything to say. Following a moderate wait Hardcore Holly appears on the Titantron, and reveals a video he shot the night of Wrestlemania 25.
Holly shows the tape which starts off innocently enough with Cody and Ted arriving home from a night out. It progresses with the two becoming ever friendlier under they can contain their feelings no more, and embrace each other in sexual harmony.
May I just quickly point out I have no idea how the WWE think these kind of videos are believable (e.g. the Edge and Alicia Fox video), but they do.
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