Earlier today, a co-worker forwarded me a link from Youtube.com that made me laugh so hard and began to shed tears at work. Florida Panthers play-by-play announcer Randy Moller, loves to quote television or movies whenever one of the Panthers' players score a goal.
If you haven't heard it, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3b_7S-sGBo. In order to understand the rest of this post, you must listen to it.
I don't know if I've ever heard something so ridiculous, yet so hilarious, in my lifetime. So it got me thinking...what else could he possibly come up with?
Therefore, I had a quick brainstorm and came up with some quick one-liners. I encourage you to add to the list because I'm sure I missed some golden ones.
THE DEPARTED:
- GOOD TO SEE YOU TROOPAH
HAPPY GILMORE:
- YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN
- THE PRICE IS WRONG B****
- HEY CHUBBS, WHAT KINDA BIG BUCKS?
- HEY, YOU NO WANT BREAKFAST?
THE BIG LEBOWSKI:
- HE FIXED THE CABLE
- GOT ANY KAHLUA?
- MARK IT ZERO!
CLERKS:
- I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY
FORREST GUMP:
- MAMA SAID THEY WAS MY MAGIC SHOES
- I ATE SOME
DARK KNIGHT:
- WHY SO SERIOUS?
TRAINING DAY:
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKE TO GET WET
- HE DON'T RESPECT NADA
DUMB AND DUMBER:
- THE TOWN'S BACK THAT WAY!
- I'M CLEANING MY TEETH
- WHO ARE THESE SICK PEOPLE?
- I SPENT MY LIFE SAVINGS TURNING MY VAN INTO A DOG
BOONDOCK SAINTS:
- WHERE YOU GOIN'? NOWHERE!
HALF BAKED:
- ABBA ZABBA, YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND!
- YO, KILLER, KILL B!
ROCKY SERIES:
- ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAN!
- CUT ME, MICK!
- I MUST BREAK YOU!
SCARFACE:
- SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
- YOU WANNA GO TO WAR? I TAKE YOU TO WAR!
THE OFFICE:
- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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