Nobody saw this coming.
Not even a hound dog's ultra-sensitive nostrils could have detected this scent. The thief in the night has arrived, blindsiding us all with an oncoming, explosive-filled semi-truck.
Steve Nash is a Laker.
And I would have thought the world would end before this sort of fairytale unfolded.
While reality sinks its grip into every basketball fanatic, Nash is back to business-as-usual, still recovering from surreal feelings of his own.
As Los Angeles welcomes the future-Hall of Fame point guard with open arms, the rest of the NBA looks on with clenched fists and vomit-filled throats.
In light of these recent developments, Lakerland would like to offer up a toast.
With martini glasses lifted high, this is to Steve Nash, one of the greatest NBA point guards of all time. To Steve Nash, the Lakers' savior and future championship-ring bearer.
In celebration of L.A.'s newly-added No. 10 jersey, this is an updated list of the top 10 Lakers point guards of all time.