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Among the wishes, wants and fantasies of fans, the rumours, rubbish and scoops of the media, you could be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that Sir Alex Ferguson wants to replace his entire team.
Although goalkeeper has not been suggested, collectively United apparently need: a right back, centre back and left back; defensive and attacking midfield, playmaker and wingers; and at least one new striker.
All this just goes to show how panic spreads when United lose the title on goal difference with the highest second-place points score ever.
In fact you could be forgiven for concluding that the United who finished 37 points ahead of Liverpool and 25 ahead of Chelsea were hopeless and hapless last season.
Apart from the present author, very few people have even hinted at United's appalling catalogue of injuries last season. Also apparently, with Fryers, Pogba and Morrison going, that there is no talent left in the Reserves and Academy.
Ryan Tunnicliffe, Davide Petrucci and Robby Brady will be vying with newly-signed Nick Powell for the engine room.
There are a string of defenders, especially centre-backs like Michael Keane. Sam Johnstone is the first-choice England U19 goalkeeper and probably United's third-choice next season, with Ben Amos going on loan.
Will Keane would have been added to the First Team Squad if he hadn't suffered a bad knee injury on England duty; Larnell Cole and Jesse Lingard will be hoping to replace Ryan Giggs in due course.
But let's humour the rumour-mongers and fantasists. OK, we haven't considered a right back and speculation about Matthieu Debuchy or Nathaniel Clyne seems to have gone cold since Rafael got his new four-year contract.
As for centre-back, it seems doubtful that Sir Alex would turn down the chance to sign Mats Hummels for £15 million if he was available, even with a plethora of central defensive options.
As with Robin Van Persie or Ganso for example, world-class players do not come along often and you have to make room if the price is right.
Mats Hummels was one of the stand-out defenders in Euro 2012. He was huge in defence and threatening as a marauding attacker. He would be an excellent replacement for Rio Ferdinand.
So, if money was no option; if the wage bill was irrelevant; if Financial Fair Play wasn't arriving this season; if United were funded by an Arab oil money benefactor; and the fans ran the club, these are just some of the most ached after targets.
Several weeks ago, I predicted that United would have a big clear-out and up to four big players would be signed. I stick by that prediction. Apart from Leighton Baines, that doesn't mean any of these other fantasy football whims will come true.