Greg Bush's WWE Manual: How I Would Run Raw:No Way Out

In case this is your first time reading my WWE Manual, this is how I would run Raw and Raw matches. This show is No Way Out. To read ECW's, go to Anonymous Guy's profile. To see Smackdown's, go to Ray Bogusz's. Okay let's begin.

(The fireworks have gone off and King and Cole introduce tonight's Raw lineup)

King: Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Welcome to No Way Out!!! We have amazing matches tonight, but let's bring you the lineup for our matches tonight.

Melina vs Masked Woman For Woman's Title

King: After interfering with a No. 1 contender's match last Monday night, this match is to show that Melina can take on all surprises.

Cole: it was a great match between Melina and Jillian Hall, but the masked Woman blind sighted both champion and contender which brought this match to reality.

King: But the question remains, who is this mysterious Masked Woman?

Family Troubles Match: Goldust vs Cody Rhodes-Special Guest Ref. Dusty Rhodes

King: I tell you Cole, the actions that we have been seing from Cody Rhodes since betraying Hardcore Holly have been ridiculous. He has constantly shown disrespect for any wrestler including his brother Dustin Rhodes aka Goldust and his own father, the legendary Dusty Rhodes.

Cole: Yes King, it seems that since joining Legacy Rhodes has been doing whatever it takes to show his blatant disrespect for the veterans in this business.

King: Since double crossing Bob Holly, he has been nothing short of a little punk. Then, his brother Goldust stepped in and whupped him around the ring for how he has been acting. Cody then told him he believes that he is better than both Goldust and the American Dream combined, and in fact cursed his father's name.

Cole: Well tonight Dusty Rhodes wanted to be the ref in this match to let this be only a family issue.

APA vs Legacy

Cole: I know I will enjoy this one King. Bradshaw and Farooq have been outsmarting Legacy week after week since the Royal Rumble. But Orton told them last week that they had a new member of Legacy showing up at No Way Out. The question remains who is Dibiase's partner?

King: My money is on Kofi Kingston. He betrayed CM Punk last week for the title. That sounds like a Legacy type person.

Orton vs Shane McMahon—No Disqualification

Cole: We all know the story here.

King: Yes, Orton punted Shane's father in the head a few weeks ago and we found out that it was Stephanie McMahon's idea. Shane said he had enough and along with APA has been wreaking havoc on Legacy.

Cole: Who will win? Good or evil? Family or Legacy?

Elimination Chamber for World Title

King: This is it Cole! The Elimination Chamber! I can't wait for it to start.

Cole: Yes, tonight John Cena will be defending his title against Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, and Kane.

King: He doesn't stand a chance Cole. Kane will destroy everyone in the ring!!

Cole: Well, he has survived the chamber before King. He may be able to do it again.

First Match: Women's Title

MW(Masked Woman) Is in the ring ready for a fight. Melina makes her way down to the ring and the crowd, well, mainly the men in the crowd, go nuts when she performs her patented split wearing a special costume for tonight. (I'll let you imagine that part).

The match begins with MW landing a quick clothesline followed by a cross body on the champ. She then performs a two minute stomp on Melina.

She picks her up, but Melina trips her leg and applies a boston crab lock. MW is fighting, but Melina has the lock in tight. MW is in pain for long, damaging minutes until she shows amazing flexibility by arching her back to grab Melina's neck.

She now has a modified neck lock. The crowd is stunned to see such athleticism, but MW scratches Melina's eyes. When they get up MW rushes and hits Melina with a double knee thrust to the chest. One...Two...Two and a half...and Melina kicks out.

MW gets on the ropes and jumps off for an elbow drop, but Melina rolls out the way.

She tries to finish the match quick with a leg drop reverse DDT but MW reverses into a cradle for the two count. Melina goes for a clothesline but MW rolls out the way and nails her with a running side kick.

She then jumps on Melina's back electric chair style and flips her with a reverse hurricanranna for the one...two...three! New Woman's champion.

Melina isn't moving and MW walks toward the middle of the ring. She takes of the mask and it's...

Cole: Oh..Oh my God...it's...it's....

King: It's Candice Michelle!

Cole: Candice Michelle has won the title from Melina tonight in an amazing back and forth match. But...I...I still can't believe Candice has returned in such and odd fashion.

Backstage Shane is talking to Farooq and Bradshaw

Shane: Boys, tonight's the night. Our chance to shut up Legacy once and for all.

Farooq: DAMN straight. they think some secret partner can save them?

Bradshaw: Haha, Hell naw big man! You and me are unstoppable! And after that we are playing poker like the old days.

Goldust vs Cody Rhodes: Special Guest Ref Dusty Rhodes

King: Cole, get ready for an old fashioned family feud. Goldust vs Cody Rhodes with their father as the referee!

Cody enters the ring to an arena of boos so loud that you couldn't hear King and Cole speaking. He flicks off the arena and gets ready for the fight of his life. The lights go gold and fear suddenly strikes Cody after he remembers what happened last time, which was a shattered dreams.

Goldust has no wig, and there are no deep breathes. There is just anger in Goldust's face. He runs to the ring but stops just before getting in and gives his brother the thumbs down sign.

The American Dreams music hits, and BAM! The crowd is screaming for Dusty and all you see is a sea of Dusty Rhodes signs as he makes his way to the ring.

The ref calls for the bell as the match begins. Goldust goes to shake his brother's hand out of respect, and Cody pokes him in the eyes. Dusty is furious, but can't do anything to either of his sons. Cody punches his brother in the back of the head and tosses him through the turnbuckle. He almost hits his DDT but Goldust reverses into a northern lights suplex.

He then picks Cody up into a suplex and inverts it into a brainbuster. Goldust gets momentum going, but Dusty tells him not to over do it. You can barely hear him say "You two are still family, look after you little brother". Goldust nods and starts to turn around but Cody catches him with a low blow.

He then rolls out the ring and grabs a chair. He goes to swing it but Dusty takes it away and Goldust lands the Curtain Call. 1, 2...where's the count? Dusty can't finish it. He is torn between his two sons. He won't let either one be pinned. Goldust talks to his father, but Cody takes the chair and cracks it over Goldust's skull. Dusty calls for the bell.

He turns around and his little boy tries to hit him too, but the American Dream is to smart for that. He ducks and hits the American combo followed by a bionic elbow. Cody rolls out stunned as Dusty helps Goldust to his feet.

APA is shown backstage getting ready for the match as we hear the Priceless music.

APA vs Legacy

Dibiase is shown walking down the ring. He looks calm as we see behind him...is no one. He enters the ring and takes the mic.

Dibiase: Boys, go ahead and come out. My partner will be here soon enough.

APA enters through the crowd. After making a few fans happy with up close appearances by the two, they enter the ring and look determined.

Dibiase: Okay boys. You look ready for our contest.

Farooq and Bradshaw: DAMN STRAIGHT.

Dibiase: Well, there he is.

He points to the ramp and Tyson Kidd comes down to the ring followed by Natalya who just got finished with her No. 1 contender's match in a SmackDown match. They casually walk to the ring and enter. APA looks unimpressed. The match has begun.

Farooq and Dibiase start the match. Dibiase is over powered and power slammed near Farooq's side. Farooq then tags Bradshaw and they hit a double suplex.

Bradshaw throws him into the ropes and grabs his arm for a snap mare. He then picks him up and tosses him into the corner. They make the tag and Farooq tosses him out the ring.

After a 9 1/2 count Dibiase rolls back in. He slaps Farooq, surprising the once former WCW heavyweight champion and tags in Tyson Kidd. Kidd runs in and knocks down Farooq with a flying headbutt. He then knocks Bradshaw off the ropes.

When he turns around Farooq picks him up and slams him with a spine buster. He gets the two count. Kidd gets back to his feet first and dropkicks his legs then his head. He tags in Dibiase and the do a flying elbow combination. 1..2..not good enough.

Dibiase has applied a dragon sleeper but Farooq powers out. He gets back up only to have his eyes raked by the Legacy member. He then uses a modified single leg boston crab and holds the ropes on and off for about three minutes. He tags in Kidd and he stomps all over Farooq.

Quick tags are made until Farooq grabs Kidd's legs and sweeps him. He tags in Bradshaw and the renamed Texan flies in the ring with a shoulder block. He knocks off Dibiase. He turns back around and strikes with a Clothesline from Hell!

Where's the ref? He is "distracted" by Natalya. DiBiase grabs a chair and knocks out both APA members. He hits the Million Dollar Dream on Bradshaw and Kidd lands the Outer Limitz Elbow for the 1...2...3! Winners somehow...Legacy!

Split screen on the titanatron as we see Shane and Orton walking down for their no disqualification match.

King: Do you really think he hears voices in his head Cole?

Cole: Very funny King.

Shane O'Mac vs Randy Orton

Randy walks down to the ring very casually, apparently not worried about his match. He nonchalantly enters the ring and waits for Shane.

Here comes the monayayaya!!!!! Shane enters with two singapore canes. He points both at Orton and after Shane's patented Shane O'Mac Shuffle, he runs to the ring and starts beating Orton. Left and right sticks both break after about 28 strikes.

He jumps out to get a chair, but when he rolls back in Orton dropkicks him off his feet. He picks up the chair and sets it up under Shane's head. He grabs another and tries to hit a conchairto but Shane rolls out the way. Randy's arms are flailing and Shane takes him out the ring. He then grabs the ring bell but Randy pulled brass knucks out of nowhere and plows Shane. He looks out cold.

Randy tosses him back in and throws the stairs, some chairs and of course the trashcan. He then finally lands a conchairto and Shane's body is flailing all over the place. We see a young woman's face just full of horror. Back on Orton as he is setting up Shane for a chair shot. Shane takes out Orton's legs and he drops the steps on himself. He tosses him into the corner and dropkicks him.

Orton gets back up only to get knockes down by the Shane O'Mac combo. The crowd explodes and Shane looks ready for a coast to coast until his sister jumps in and low blows him. Steph stomps on Shane and Orton puts him in the corner. The power couple set him up for a coast to coast. When Randy jumps Shane rolls and he crashes into the trashcan. He grabs the singapore canes and looks at Stephanie...wait for it...wait for it....bam bam bam.

Shane is beating his sister senseless. He then sets up Orton for the coast to coast, but Shane actually lands it. 1...2...3!! Pulling off an unbelievable upset Shane O'Mac has won the match against Randy Orton.

King: I don't believe it! The Prince of the kingdom has beaten Orton!

Cole: Overcoming amazing odds, Shane has defeated the Legend Killer tonight.

Elimination Chamber: Shawn Michaels vs Rey Mysterio vs Kane vs CM Punk vs Chris Jericho vs John Cena for World Heavyweight Title

The chamber lowers and the competitors come down one by one.

1st:Kane
2nd:CM Punk
3rd:John Cena
4th:Rey Mysterio
5th:Shawn Michaels
6th: Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels start out the match bringing up an old rivalry. Chris and Shawn look around the deadly chamber looking to see if there is a way out. Sorry guys, but you're all stuck. Y2J and HBK explode at each other with a double clothesline. Y2J grabs him for a standing headlock. HBK pushes him into the ropes but Y2J knocks him down. Jericho goes for a lionsault but Shawn put his knees up.

Time's up and Rey comes out like a rabbit out of a box. He jumps in and takes out both HBK and Y2J. HBk is tossed outside as Rey tosses Y2J into the corner. Then HBK super kicks Y2J. All three men are down on the ground when CM Punk runs out. He tries to pin all three opponents but they all kick out. CM Punk is tripped up by HBK. HBK applies the inverted figure four. CM Punk has the Anaconda Vice on Rey Mysterio.

Mysterio applies a head scissor leg lock on Y2J. Y2J has an armbar on HBK. It's a Fatal Four-Way Submission!!!

Cole: I've never seen this before, have you King?

King: Not that I can remember Cole!! This is unbelievable!

All four men are screaming their heads off until they all break the holds. All four get up at the same time, barely. HBK is on CM Punk and Y2J is on Mysterio.

Mysterio pulls off the 619 and Shawn lands the Sweet Chin Music. He goes to pin him but Kane has been out for about two minutes now. Kane takes out everyone. The Big Red Machine is an animal in the ring.

While he is on Rey and HBK. Jericho sets up CM Punk for a lionsault but Kane interrupts. When Jericho is already upside down from the Lionsault Kane boots him. 1...2...3 Jericho is gone.

King: Good God!

Cole: How is Jericho alive?

Kane turns around to a slap combo from Kane. He gets knocked onto the ropes (Cena comes out) and Rey hits the 619. Before he can drop the dime leg drop Cena catches him with a sleeper hold. He tosses Rey into the cage's wall. He runs in and takes out HBK. CM Punk has applied the Anaconda Vice on Kane but the big man gets back up to his feet and slams him into the corner. Choke slam!!!1..2..he kicks out!!!!

Cena comes in and takes out Kane. He drops Kane and hits the 5-knuckle shuffle. He gets back up and Sweet Chin Music. 1..2..3!!! Cena's out!!!! We will name a new champion tonight.

Shawn, Rey, Kane, and Punk are the only ones left. When HBK turns around but he is caught by Rey's seated senton. 1..2..2 1/2 and he kicks out.

HBK slowly gets up as Kane is on Rey. Shawn is catching his breathe when Punk knees him in the head. He then sets up for the GTS but Michaels slips out. He trips him and applies the inverted figure-4. CM Punk taps out. And then there were three.

Rey is fighting off Kane but the Big Red Machine tosses him through the chamber casing. He turns around and goes after Shawn. He boots HBK and then grabs Rey for the pin.

Kane and HBK are the only ones left. Kane gets up and goes after the showstopper only to get slammed on the ground. Shawn slams him through the glass casing also. He tosses him into the ring. He climbs up to the turnbuckle and jumps off but Kane puts his boot up. Kane then Choke slams HBk. 1..2..2 3/4 and he kicks out!!!

Kane doesn't believe it. Shawn is fighting off the big man and puts him on his back. He climbs up on the turnbuckle again...and then climbs up to the top of the chamber. He then hits the elbow drop!!! He jumps back up. He tunes up the band and the crowd claps along.

Kane gets back up and...SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!! 1..2..3!!!!!!!!!!!! Winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SHAWN MICHAELS!!!

King: I don't believe it Cole!! Shawn Michaels went from being a servant to being a champion in three weeks!

Cole: King, this will go down in history as HBK's greatest comeback of all time!!

Shawn is seen at the Stage giving the HBK pose before he walks off as new champion.

What will happen after tonight? Tune in to Raw tomorrow for more information.

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