Great football, bad hair.
For all of the outstanding talent on display this summer in Poland and Ukraine, Euro 2012 has seen more than its share of awful coiffure.
All the usual suspects are here, from Zlatan and Wayne to Luka and Andy. But there are also a few new names to throw in the mix.
Here are 15 of the worst hairstyles on display at Euro 2012. Have another? Leave it in the comments.
You know, it's just not very easy to take Sergio Ramos seriously anymore.
Sure, his hair was ridiculous before, but what's with the sophisticated look?
Bring back the long hair.
One word: Nickleback!
Another word: vomit.
Georgios Samaras was born about 30 years too late. He easily could have sat in as Spinal Tap's drummer.
In fact, Celtic fans might have preferred it that way.
If you don't like Wayne Rooney's hair, blame Andy Carroll.
And then laugh at Carroll's hair, too.
Like Andy Carroll, it's entirely possible that Luka Modric's hair has never, in the history of his entire life, looked decent.
Euro 2012, in that case, was par for the course.
What look is Mesut Ozil going for?
Good thing he's so brilliant at football.
Well, hello there, Pollyanna! So glad you could join us.
Mikael Lustig plays for Sweden, a Scandinavian country where the men often look like this.
Mik should take a cue from Olof next time.
Oh, Philippe, pourquoi?