Give Me What You Got, Your Best Michael Phelps Jokes

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Give Me What You Got, Your Best Michael Phelps Jokes

Michael Phelps was taking a jog in the park one day when he saw Michael Jordan taking shots on the basketball court.

He approached Jordan and said, "Hey, I'm Michael Phelps. I was curious to see how the world's greatest swimmer could fare up against the world's greatest basketball player, in his own sport. Care for a game of 21?" Jordan said, "sure."

Jordan beat Phelps 16-0, because the mercy rule says that the game must stop at 16, if the losing player doesn't have at least six points. Phelps said, "Great game." Jordan said, "Sorry, man. I didn't mean to embarrass you."

As Phelps was walking away, he cames across Roger Federer practicing serves in a tennis court.

He approached Federer and said, "Hey, I'm Michael Phelps. I was curious to see how the world's greatest swimmer could fare up against the world greatest tennis player, in his own sport. Care for a five set match?" Federer said, "Sure, I have an extra racket."

Federer beats Phelps 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. Phelps said, "great match." Federer said, "sorry, man. I didn't mean to embarrass you."

As Phelps was walking away, he came across Lance Armstrong as he was biking by. Armstrong had stopped for a minute to take a drink of water.

He approached Armstrong and said, "Hey, I'm Michael Phelps. I was curious to see how the world's greatest swimmer could fare up against the world's greatest bicyclist, in his own sport. Care for a five-mile race?" Armstrong said, "Sure, I have an extra bike".

Armstrong had to wait 10 minutes before Phelps finally made it to the finish line. Phelps said, "great race." Armstrong said, "sorry, man. I didn't mean to embarrass you."

So there was Phelps, dejected and embarrassed, when all of a sudden, he saw something. There was a rider taking "Curlin" out for a jog. The rider felt the retired racehorse needed a break from the ranch.

Phelps approached the rider and said, "Hey, I'm Michael Phelps. I was curious to see how the world's greatest swimmer could fare up against the world's greatest racehorse, in it's own sport. Care for a race?" The rider said, "Are you nuts?" 

Michael Jordan, Roger Federer, and Lance Armstrong were leaving the park when they overheard the conversation. They quickly ran to Phelps, to talk some sense into him.

Jordan said, "look Michael, we know that you had a bad day against us, but this is ridiculous!" Federer said, "Look, we know that you're seeking respect; we all know that none of us can beat you in the pool. Take pride in that."

But Armstrong had the most compelling remark when he asked, "Man, you can't beat three humans outside of your sport. What makes you think you can beat a horse in his own sport?"

Phelps answered, "You guys don't get it. Jordan, you and Roger and Lance whooped me because I played on your turf. This horse is on my turf; as long as he's on grass, I know I can smoke him."

 

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